Shush!

Pffffffft

--Alex Karass, Blazing Saddles

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ShutupShutupSHUT... UP!

"Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up."

-- Night of the Living Dead

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Blow it out your ear, hobeast malloy.

"Tell your dago friends to beat it!"
"I'm German-Irish."
"Well let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend!"
-a conversation between Robert Duvall and Señor Horsehead in The Godfather

By the way, that last quote I gave you was not the Eigth Seal, it was a different Swedish title. Death plays badminton with a little girl.

Wheeeesht young lassie!

'Bitches leave.'

Clarence Bodiker, Robocop

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Wow, Clarence Boddiker is becoming a cult figure in this thread (not that he'd actually last 5 minutes in downtown Detroit).

"I don't have time for this bullshit!"

-- Clarence Boddiker, Robocop

Oh, and shut up!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Silencío...

"Maybe I'm just not makin' my self clear"

Clarence Boddiker, Robocop

Clarence was a cult figure from the day he was born.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

one more word, just one more word and I swear I'll kill ya.

'Just give me my fucking phone call.'

Clarence Boddicker - Robocop

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Shut it, you cunt.

"I hired you boys to lay rail, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots." - Taggart from Blazing Saddles.

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I has a flavor!

Stuff it, all of you.

"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."

-Harvey Keitel as Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shut up, dicksucker.

"I don't wanna fuck with you, Sal."

--Clarence Boddicker

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What others say about boorite!

Put a sock in it sonny.

'Well give the man a hand.'

Clarence Boddicker - Robocop

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Blow it out your ass, fucknut j.r.

"STELLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
-Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire

By the way, that Seventh Seal spoof was called Dedouva.

Silence!

"Juicyfruit?"

-- The Chief, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

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Dad was flammable

Shut it, cuntbutter.

" Two bowls of split plea soup, eh"
- Bob McKenzie, Strange Brew

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Take off, hosehead.

"You fucked up! You trusted us!"

-- Otter, "Animal House"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Piss off, twat!

" Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

- Woody Allen, Love and Death

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I has a flavor!

Sew you lips together, Sven.

"The best part about masturbation is that I get to have sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen in Annie Hall

"And now, Yankee bathtardman, I weel kill you until you die from it!" -Saddam, Hot Shots Part Deux

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You know where the pie goes? Shut it!

"Mrs. Hogwallop done R-U-N-N-O-F-T." -Washington Hogwallop, Oh Brother Where Art Thou

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Poop.

QUIET, SOLDIER!

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Dante Hicks, Clerks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Can it.

'You a college boy or sumthin? Betcha think you're pretty smart? Think you can outsmart a bullet?'

Emil - Robocop

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Stop saying things.

"AARRGGHH!!"

-- Faces of Death, Part VII

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Make it so that thine upper and lower lips meet and sounds ceases to escape your throat.

"Where IS that fish?"
-Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life'

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!!!

"This...is Marta."

-- Hector, "Scarface"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shat app!

"I came here for an argument!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! This is Abuse!"

-Monty Python