Superman! by TooMuchCoffeeGuy 4-18-04

Is it a bird?!? Is it a plane?!? Oh no, wait, there's just pus on my eyeball again.

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i call being a judge for the next one

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Playing With God by TooMuchCoffeeGuy 4-20-04

Blood is thicker than water. It also worked better than mosquito repellant in my experiments to resurrect my dead husband.

Are second entries allowed? If not then just use the one above that I put in first.

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When is this getting judged?

I dunno, kramer. I've already got my vote, so it's just a matter of when we get to voice them.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Judging should be going on right about now, since it's been 2 weeks since Melkor started this thread. It also seems that Melkor has fallen off the face of the SC planet.

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Hope I'm not too late

Grany comic by Cool_Cat 4-24-04

Aww what a beautiful day CRACK Awww here goes my last rib CRACK And here goes his sense of humor

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No, nobody's ever too late to fuck up a thread. Can't you people read the goddamn faq?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I read the faq!

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How do I get people to read my comics?

Your best bet is to post them to the Read My Damn Comics forum. The regulars are most receptive to people who are polite and funny.

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I want to vote, but I really want to give mine to one that I like, not the best out of a crappy bunch.

If we can still enter in, then here's mine.

The Alcohol Effect by KamikazeBob 4-24-04

What are you doing here? You're a priest. Basically children keep a secret better than the elderly. I hate telling it, but... I was at a "Catholic priest banquet" where we discussed the Church, when the "blood of Christ" came around then I lost all my senses. Just one more beer. Whoa... Before I knew it, it was morning, I had no sleep, and my vision was disoriented. I thought she was 10... Cindy, mass starts in 5 minutes and the robe is in the closet. Let's get it now... follow me. Did you say lax as in laxative? I don't have any left, I'd appreciate it if you had some...

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Bollocks to this. I say we bring this contest to a close and chose a winner now.

Circumstances #13 by Trojangrind 4-26-04

I'm going to need to see ID before I can sell you this wine. ... No ID, no booze. Please tell me you're joking. I am asking for you ID, if you don't have it it's against the law. I could say the same thing about your green card...

There's my entry with the granny :)

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I agree, kramer. My pick is TooMuchCoffeeGuy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I vote TooMuchCoffeeGuy as well.

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Open your eyes, Open your mind Proud like a God, Don't pretend to be blind Trapped in yourself, Break out instead Beat the machines that work in your head

That would be great if you were a judge.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My bad, I thought we were all voting. You don't have to be an ass about it though.

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Open your eyes, Open your mind Proud like a God, Don't pretend to be blind Trapped in yourself, Break out instead Beat the machines that work in your head

Sorry, sorry. I'm generally just an obnoxious bastard. No offense meant by it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Meh, it's cool. I'm a newb :)

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Open your eyes, Open your mind Proud like a God, Don't pretend to be blind Trapped in yourself, Break out instead Beat the machines that work in your head

Such is why I didn't want this contest sullying the Comic Competitions forum. If the real judges can agree on a winner, then please name one with or without Melkor.

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my vote is for TooMuchCoffeeGuy also.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I vote for toomuchcoffeeguy as well, just to get this out of the way.

To be honest, I don't quite get the point of these Newbie Contests. Why doesn't everyone just enter the proper ones?

i wish i had a newb contest when i was a newb. it seems like a real confidence builder to bring with you when you get raped in the real competitions

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New folk have just as much chance as anyone of winning a Comic Contest, if not even a slightly higher chance since nobody wants to see the same folk winning contests over and over. And now you have all the FTC comps, where they dish out all of those awards so everyone has a pretty good chance of getting something.

I mean, check out the newbie who won this contest back in the day.

The judges shouldn't care who you are, as long as you're funny.

It's true, it's true. Lately, n00bs have been cleaning up in the contest scene. biped won two competition, which is unfathomable, NooniePuuBunny just won another one, and YourMothersAss always wins.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.