[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Scandalous']

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32 : KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now , Beeeeeatch']

Actually , that comics should come with a [MikeyG] [/MikeyG] set of tags.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks for the inspiration, Perm.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Mellow Yellow']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Here, Biped, Have a Fucking Dollar']
[Click to view comic: 'Here, Richard Simmons, Have a FAAABULOUS Dollar']
[Click to view comic: 'OMG WTF']

is it too late?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Terrorpism']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Monty Python teaches us realities']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Property']

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: :O']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #32 - Um.. This is Quite... Bizarre...']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #32: Salty Water']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Special Eddy']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: That's a Strong Stream!']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Judging will commence in about three hours.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Fanning the fires of a new catchphrase']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

lol kaufman, takin it 2 tha nex lvl as always.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

And now it's time for my arbitrary and subjective choices. Let the heated disagreements begin!

Best Use of Ren and Stimpy

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic: Maybe you'll follow the rules next time eediot

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to (tie): maddog00

For the Comic: Much better

and: shark_energy

For the Comic: Asparapiss

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Scandalous

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Elvis_Steel

For the Comic: Definition of a toilet

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: Wet Dreams

Funniest Comic to Surrealists

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny

For the Comic: Making a total ass out of myself.

Most Sexual

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: Michael Moore, suck on this

Best Pun

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Relief Pitcher

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: Priests care for their choirboys

Most Obscure

Goes to: KamikazeBob

For the Comic: Property

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: the THC of stripcreator

Best Title

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic: All dogs go to hell, because you touch yourself

Most Similar

Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

And MikeyG

For the Comics: KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now, Beeeeeatch and Mellow Yellow

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

For the Comic: untitled default panel

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: Cop Out

Best use of (soon-to-become-a) Cliches award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Fanning the fires of a new catchphrase

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: Dr. P, You Don't Know Until You Try It.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Relief Pitcher

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas

Psychic Award

Goes to: possums

For the Comic: Here, biped, Have A Fucking Dollar

My comic was: I didn't actually make one, but if I had, there's a good chance Dog On Ball would've been in it.

Bonus Award

Goes to: UnknownEric

For: Inspired by Kaufman's Pun-a-licious Title

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: I Love Cross Dressers, er I Mean Cross OVERS

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32: Special Eddy']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sweet! Thanks, biped. I've written you into my will. You're now the beneficiary of anything they find in my ass upon death. No, but seriously, I will have a new contest up today before 5PM Eastern or tomorrow morning.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, boy! Hamsters!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They won't count but here they are...they suck anyways

[Click to view comic: 'McButchers VII']
[Click to view comic: 'Frozty']

Why so late? Those are certainly contender-quality comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Cheers for the 3 awards! Woo!

Shame Redfeather that first one made me lol

Again I am shamed with a paltry "psychic" award. I am neither psy, nor am I chic, so why is it that I end up with a giant flaccid phallic symbol!?!?

Just kidding. I await Mikey G's next competition... and just remember... it's FTC.... 33. Mwahahahaha....

I knew you were going to say that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Again I am shamed with a paltry "psychic" award. I am neither psy, nor am I chic, so why is it that I end up with a giant flaccid phallic symbol!?!?

Just kidding. I await Mikey G's next competition... and just remember... it's FTC.... 33. Mwahahahaha....

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YES! Two surrealist awards in a row!! MWAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.