FTC 32: Scandalous by InnerSinner 4-23-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Bill, now that bitch Hilary will find your piss all over my clothes.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

FTC 32 : KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now , Beeeeeatch by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-24-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Aww shit, not again! You going to jail Kobe Bryant.

Actually , that comics should come with a [MikeyG] [/MikeyG] set of tags.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks for the inspiration, Perm.

FTC 32: Mellow Yellow by MikeyG 4-24-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Ow, Kobe Bryant! You done pissed in mah eye! Whoops! Guess ahma hafta kill you now, bitch. Sorry.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Here, Biped, Have a Fucking Dollar by possums 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Ah! There's my vis- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW. ME AM DOG ON BALL. YOU AM PISSER!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!

Here, Richard Simmons, Have a FAAABULOUS Dollar by possums 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Ah! There's my vis- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! COME ON, GIRLTH! Kick those legths!

OMG WTF by possums 4-24-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Time to turn on the ligh- what the... SEÑOR!!! SEÑOR!!! The antelope, he's flaying the Pope! We must run away, there is no hope!

is it too late?

FTC 32: Terrorpism by shark_energy 4-26-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Al Qaeda employed mind controlled acid arabs on the battlefields...   !

FTC 32: Monty Python teaches us realities by shark_energy 4-26-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Henry! I told you the telly was bad for your eyes!

FTC 32: Property by KamikazeBob 4-26-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Another person becomes my bitch. Damn I'm good. Isaac won't let me live this down. I best start on the butter now.

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FTC 32: :O by boinky33 4-27-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Boinky? Who said you could stop?

FTC #32 - Um.. This is Quite... Bizarre... by Project_Spam 4-27-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... ENCORE! ENCORE! AGHHH!! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

FTC #32: Salty Water by The_Kingpin 4-27-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... This water sure does taste funny.

FTC 32: Special Eddy by MikeyG 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... *click* Duhhh...I think I made pee-pee on myself. Who turned off the lights and told the retarded kid he's blind again?

FTC 32: That's a Strong Stream! by MikeyG 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... What the hell? You just pissed a hole in the top of the plane, Superman!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Judging will commence in about three hours.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 32: Fanning the fires of a new catchphrase by kaufman 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... All right, he's leaked enough. Let's step back and let him see again. You thought you'd gone blind when we were up close to you, because ... WE'RE BLACK

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lol kaufman, takin it 2 tha nex lvl as always.

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And now it's time for my arbitrary and subjective choices. Let the heated disagreements begin!

Best Use of Ren and Stimpy

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic: Maybe you'll follow the rules next time eediot

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to (tie): maddog00

For the Comic: Much better

and: shark_energy

For the Comic: Asparapiss

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Scandalous

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Elvis_Steel

For the Comic: Definition of a toilet

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: Wet Dreams

Funniest Comic to Surrealists

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny

For the Comic: Making a total ass out of myself.

Most Sexual

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: Michael Moore, suck on this

Best Pun

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Relief Pitcher

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: Priests care for their choirboys

Most Obscure

Goes to: KamikazeBob

For the Comic: Property

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: the THC of stripcreator

Best Title

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic: All dogs go to hell, because you touch yourself

Most Similar

Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

And MikeyG

For the Comics: KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now, Beeeeeatch and Mellow Yellow

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

For the Comic: untitled default panel

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: Cop Out

Best use of (soon-to-become-a) Cliches award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Fanning the fires of a new catchphrase

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: Dr. P, You Don't Know Until You Try It.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Relief Pitcher

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas

Psychic Award

Goes to: possums

For the Comic: Here, biped, Have A Fucking Dollar

My comic was: I didn't actually make one, but if I had, there's a good chance Dog On Ball would've been in it.

Bonus Award

Goes to: UnknownEric

For: Inspired by Kaufman's Pun-a-licious Title

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: I Love Cross Dressers, er I Mean Cross OVERS

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

FTC 32: Special Eddy by MikeyG 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... *click* Duhhh...I think I made pee-pee on myself. Who turned off the lights and told the retarded kid he's blind again?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sweet! Thanks, biped. I've written you into my will. You're now the beneficiary of anything they find in my ass upon death. No, but seriously, I will have a new contest up today before 5PM Eastern or tomorrow morning.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, boy! Hamsters!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They won't count but here they are...they suck anyways

McButchers VII by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... OH JEEZ I'm sor...I mean...There...One Pee-na Colada. Enjoy your sail with Capt. Morgan Why thank you, I ... HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! Pee-na Colada!?! I distinctly ordered warm urine with a lemon twist

Frozty by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Frosty go Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Over the hills of snow *bloody pulp* Piss on me?

Why so late? Those are certainly contender-quality comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Cheers for the 3 awards! Woo!

Shame Redfeather that first one made me lol

Again I am shamed with a paltry "psychic" award. I am neither psy, nor am I chic, so why is it that I end up with a giant flaccid phallic symbol!?!?

Just kidding. I await Mikey G's next competition... and just remember... it's FTC.... 33. Mwahahahaha....

I knew you were going to say that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Again I am shamed with a paltry "psychic" award. I am neither psy, nor am I chic, so why is it that I end up with a giant flaccid phallic symbol!?!?

Just kidding. I await Mikey G's next competition... and just remember... it's FTC.... 33. Mwahahahaha....

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YES! Two surrealist awards in a row!! MWAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.