Mannyfuzz

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ohhhh... while Dan's certainly appeals to the Trek Geek in me... I'm afraid I have to go with fuzz-butt on this one.

Great comics, you two!

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This is not my empire.

MuzzyFan

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Poop.

R is for Ruth, you know I'm a Buzzi fan.
V is for vote, which goes to the fuzzyman.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Dan

F is for Fuzzyman

And yes, I'm away on 4th-7th May, should that somehow be important.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

As Dan lies in a heap in the middle of the ring, Fuzzyman signals to the crowd that it's time for his finishing manoever. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits Dan with a flying elbow before covering him for the 3 count. Referee Kajun Firefly raises Fuzzyman's hand and awards him the point.

[u]Anything You Can Do Match[/u]
Ewwwww Vs mmyers

[list][*]You must choose two comics from your opponent's archives (the account they are using in this cup, no aliases) and change [u]only the last panel[/u] to make it funnier.
[*]You may use different characters and backgrounds.[*]You may not choose a FTC entry.[*]You may not choose your opponents entries into this match, should they happen to make their comics first.[*]Post the two old and the two new comics.[/list]

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Dad was flammable

The Old

Stranger things have happened by mmyers 2-04-03

Hey, you're Satan, aren't you?! Nope. I'm drinking a soda. Would satan drink a 7-Up? 7-Up? No I guess he wouldn't, would he? 7-Up...waitaminute...7-Up is.... 7-Up, the official soft drink of the Apocalypse The UN-COLA! HAHAHAHA! Noooooooooo!

Trying to make a difference by mmyers 2-14-03

I like to help people. That's just the kind of guy I am. Take two weeks ago, for instance. I went to the sperm bank and made a donation. That was all well and good, but now I'm on their mailing lists. Their always sending me fliers saying "Supplies are dangerously low on filing clerk sperm!' They send emails too. 'Would you like to produce more sperm?' 'Discount ink jet cartridges for your sperm' It's getting out of hand. What? Why are you looking at me like that?

The New

Stranger things have happened by Ewwwww 5-01-04

Hey, you're Satan, aren't you?! Nope. I'm drinking a soda. Would satan drink a 7-Up? 7-Up? No I guess he wouldn't, would he? 7-Up...waitaminute...7-Up is.... Somewhere in Nebraska... Hey Jesus! We need 10 more gallons of sperm for the new shipment of 7-Up! Damnit, I knew I should have endorsed Pepsi!

Trying to make a difference by Ewwwww 5-01-04

I like to help people. That's just the kind of guy I am. Take two weeks ago, for instance. I went to the sperm bank and made a donation. That was all well and good, but now I'm on their mailing lists. Their always sending me fliers saying "Supplies are dangerously low on filing clerk sperm!' They send emails too. 'Would you like to produce more sperm?' 'Discount ink jet cartridges for your sperm' It's getting out of hand. "Dear Stickdude, in hopes that you will visit your local sperm bank soon, we sent you a free cigarette!"...Arnt you big for a cigarette? Someone masturbated in tobacco and I came out!

I would also like to say this to mmyers: I feel bad for you. I got to pick from your good, totally awesome comics. You got to pick from the shitfest that is my SC career. :(

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

He can take your racist comics and make them funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Does anyone know where Mmyers is? Its been 48 hours! Im dying here! Kajun, did he send you something saying he was going to be late?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'll take his place!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sorry guys. My shitty ass piece of shit computer has been crashing at will so I've had the chance to post a comic, then it crashes, and so on and so forth.

I'm working on an entry right now.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ewwww, I had a ball going through your comics.

The originals

Every RPG Ever Made. by Ewwwww 5-19-03

Hello sir,im looking for a golden sword. Do you know where it is. Well i had it but I sold it to a man for some Diamonds for my wife.He has a collection of red orbs.If you Find him some red orbs he might just give you the sword. How do I get the red orbs? You'll need a magic ax to destroy the guards protecting the orbs.You'll have to steal a monster truck to jump the bridge to get the ax. to get the monster... nevermind,Can I use your bathroom? I gave the bathroom key to a traveler and he forgot to give it back. You might be able to trade him some Spices for the key. To get the spices you'll need to take a boat, to get to the boat docks....

Boys just wanna have fun! by Ewwwww 1-10-04

Get in here boy! I need to talk to you! What? Im right in the middle of a Basketball Game! You dissapoint me.

My versions

Boys just want to have fun {revisited} by mmyers 5-04-04

Get in here boy! I need to talk to you! What? I'm right in the middle of a Basketball Game! I'm right in the middle of blowing myself but I make time for you, don't I? Now be a sport and fetch me a Capri Sun. Dad's got a bad taste in his mouth.

Every RPG ever made {revisited} by mmyers 5-04-04

Hello sir,im looking for a golden sword. Do you know where it is. Well i had it but I sold it to a man for some Diamonds for my wife.He has a collection of red orbs.If you Find him some red orbs he might just give you the sword. How do I get the red orbs? You'll need a magic ax to destroy the guards protecting the orbs.You'll have to steal a monster truck to jump the bridge to get the ax. to get the monster... You know, on second thought, how about you give me some sucky sucky action and I'll tell you the cheat codes to by pass all that? Five dollah! See how easy that was? You ask me a question and I give you what you want for five dollah. White people always have to make things soooo complicated.

Sorry for the delays one and all.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ewwwww

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i want to piss on you

Fuck, this one was tough. I think I may have to go with Emm Maierz on this one.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[b]wwewww/b]

Mmmmmmmmmmyers... donuts...

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I has a flavor!

Same here, friend!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

mmyers

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My ears! The goggles do nothing!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Given the exemplary quality of the existing source material, it is important to blah blah blah
*sound of chase being cut to*, vote for Ewwwww

Best. Round. Yet.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WANTS
EWWWWW

mmmmyers

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

miggity mmyers

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E. WWWW

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.