Stripcreator.com slash fanfic? Dare we create a new genre?

dcom noticed the fire burning in MikeyG's eyes. He wanted to move in for a kiss, but... he was shocked by the love that dare not speak its name...

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I has a flavor!

...Mikey stroked Dcom's face, well aware of the burning, fiery [censored] forming deep within him...

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You know you totally missed me!

...when suddenly, the burning, fiery [censored] that had formed deep within him began to emerge in all its horrendous fulsomeness...like some hideous jack-in-the-box sporting a crude likeness of the man in the Oscar Meyer wienermobile...or an angry, red-faced Mr. Peanut minus the inherent jauntiness of a top hat...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So if you want to find out what happens, buy the book:
"Dcomposed's Awakening"

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You know you totally missed me!

I've been outbid. Anyone know who the new high bidder is?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm thinking its himself.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dcom has nothing but contempt for me for two reasons:

1) He considers my intellectual level to be either beneath his or merely a veneer.

2) I neither take his shit or kiss his ass.

If there are any other reasons than that, I don't know them and could care less about them. It's ridiculous that he's selling his internet life. It's a desperate plea for attention.

Please, by all means, give it to him.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Although I won't bid on your sc account, dcom, you have inspired me. I have started writing a short story about a man who purchases someone's life on ebay and becomes the person, his wife, his children, his house, everything. so, thanks, I guess.

That actually sounds like a good story, possums.

Thanks, drex. I write a lot. Would you like to hear some other stories?

Certainly. I plan on keeping busy this summer, so I may not reply in a very timely manner, but if you have short fiction I'd be glad to read it.

Well, here's some of my better plot ideas. I write scripts and short stories.

The Visitor (short story) - this one is about a Jew who helped Nazis in wwII so he could survive. His brother comes back to kills him but leaves with a different motive. This one got me an A in English.

Untitled (script)- Ben, Tony, and Anders are all business partners. Ben somehow fucks over Tony and Anders. When Ben finds out that he is being hunted down (he thought he killed his former partners), he protects his family and their funds by faking his way into an insane asylum. When Tony finds out what happened, he also fakes his way in to the asylum and tries to extract Ben from it. It's a very very black comedy.

Er... do you have an e-mail? I could send The Visitor to you and give you the other plots. I don't want to flood the thread.

Ha! No one will exceed my over-generous $1.75 bid for dcom.

The things I do for naked girlfriend pictures. Even if she probably looks like Janet Reno.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy, she IS Janet Reno.

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Poop.

I thought you might like to know that I received the following e-mail from an eBay user (who wasn't a member of stripcreator.com) who also put a bid in on dcomposed.

[i]Dear jes_lawson,

Sprinkles_the_clown, aka dcomposed, closed the bidding and retracted all bids with the explanation of "terrorist". I thought you'd like to know, because I am personally infuriated over a bad joke gone WAY too far.

Thank you,

[/i]

I'll have more to say on this later.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

quote:

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I thought you might like to know that I received the following e-mail from an eBay user (who wasn't a member of stripcreator.com) who also put a bid in on dcomposed.

[i]Dear jes_lawson,

Sprinkles_the_clown, aka dcomposed, closed the bidding and retracted all bids with the explanation of "terrorist". I thought you'd like to know, because I am personally infuriated over a bad joke gone WAY too far.

Thank you,

[/i]

I'll have more to say on this later.

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how sad.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

See FGH in about 12 hours...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

..which merely proves that no one is a winner on eBay.

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