Hmmm... Funny. I smell potpourii.
Well I smellCOMMENCE EARLY JUDGING!!!!
I do believe that I should judge now. Why? Because I'm on a creative high (ether binge), and that's the best time to do it!
I'm going to take pride in using my own awards with help from Google Image Search. This method has been approved by BTC creator Kevin_Keegan's_Perm and The Counsil for Elderly Hemingway Fangirlsâ„¢.
NOW LET'S GET JUDGING!!!!1!!!
"Honorary Psychic Award That is Only Honorary Because There's No Real One" Goes to biped for the one where the guy is looking in the mirror. I loved every second of it.
"The Little Train Engine That Couldn't Award" goes to Streetproject. Keep aiming for the stars, little buddy. Pretty soon a worthy honor will fall in to your lap. Then kaufman will take it.
Don't ask.
The "WHAAAAAAT?!?! Award" goes, again, to biped for Molested Development. Your mind never ceases to scare the ever loving crap out of me. And Harvey.
The "Demented Rabbits Award" was a three-way tie between The Mike of G's, Barid Lease-w, and Kevin Keegan 's perm . But in the end, KKP wins because of those scary dancing letters that haunt me in my dreams. And shower.
The "Reanimated Corpse of Dino DeLaurentis Award" goes to Noonzilla, because I'm running short on ideas.
Overheard: "David Lynch is going to have a fit when he finds out that it was my twin brother who produced Blue Velvet! HAHAHAHAH" *sobs* I'm SO LONELY!!!!
And finally, the equivalent of the best picture oscar, or a zinger award, or a dead goldfish showing up in your colon.... the "2-XL AWARD OF JUSTICE AND THINGS"...... GOES TO...... WAIT FOR IT.....
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT FOR IT...........
how's the kids?
*DRUMROLL*
BIPED!!!! for his ridiculous stream of insanity, jarring me from my nightmares and shaving my kneecaps. I love you, you prolific bastard.
Anywho, this was the most fun I ever had judging a contest. I need to go lie down now.
