...and ten more reasons why r2_d2 made my favorites list at 10.

Unfortunately, the first page of this thread trips the school comp's censor even with the obscenity filter on, so it looks like I'm going to have to wait until Saturday to see any of this.

BTC #5: Fun with default characters by MikeyG 5-20-04

Me dump ord boyflend, get noo wun. Me arso wiff yoo boyflend. Me get lid of him as werr. Maybe we boff get same noo boyflend. Noo boyflend haff grasses and haff rong pants, light?. You BASTARD.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Judging today at around 1:00 EST, or whenever the votes are all in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I will try to get on around that time to judge, weather permitting. I am prone to heatsickness and yesterday, I was not able to get off the couch for most of the day because I was severely dizzy and sick from the temperatures. So if I don't vote, you know why. Its not supposed to be as hot as yesterday though. But of course, you know how the weather forecasters are.

If I can't get on around that time due to bad circumstances, I will try to get on much later, so it may be very delayed (sometime around 11, when I might actually recover).

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Okay, so 1 EST is like 10 AM PT. As for you brits, it's around Cleechock and Yarmulkes, Dub, Dub.

Thanks for the translation. I hope you didnt dribble too much trying to pronounce it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Not a prob, Keegan, ol' chum! Now I'd best be grovelling to the missus, she's yanked my pank too often, dub, dub!

Translation:
No problem, KKP, my friend! Now I'd best be eating my wife out, she's whacked me off too many times, crack, crack!

Duck? by possums 5-22-04

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... GOOSE!!! You BASTARD.

I had more fun making this than any of you will ever have reading it.

I was actually stuck between 4 different comics, but I finally decided on a verdict.

My vote goes to Kaufman for his comic Introductions.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It is now time to announce the winner.

There were so many good ones, it was hard to single any out for honorable mentions. But SheMonsterO's "It Takes A Minute", umfumdisi's "My Legitimate Entry", and Gabu's "He Hungers" made me laugh. Also, this one from xxausrottenxx struck a chord and gets third place.

BTC-stuck in your head by xxausrottenxx 5-16-04

pour some sugar on me, in the name of love hmm hmm hmmmm on me you BASTARD!

Another one that is simple yet effective is NooniePuuBunny's choice by kaufman.

BTC 5: Introductions. by kaufman 5-18-04

Me TARZAN. You JANE. You CHEETAH. You BASTARD.

OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 PM'd me her vote, and as good as the other choices are, I am going to with it and announce that the winner of BTC #5 is r2_d2 for this multiple-choice entry:

BTC V - Choose Your Own Adventure by r2_d2 5-19-04

Just pick your preferred first panel: Panel A: Nov. 2, 2004: I just voted for Bush! or, Panel B: Nov. 2, 2004: I just voted for Kerry! You BASTARD!

Great work, everyone, and congratulations to r2_d2!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry I couldn't get on...and thanks. Way to go, r2_d2. I also liked Mikey's comic (default chars are, for some reason, almost always funny), and aus's comic made me chuckle a bit.

You know, biped, it IS customary to inform the winner when they have won.

You bastard! by JESUSSANDWICH 5-25-04

So I was talking with Jesus last night and he said I am going to hell. Where I will be raped endlessly by demons. Give me head. No. You Bastard.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Post-BTC 5 Stress Disorder by Gabu 5-25-04

Hey JESUSSANDWICH, the contest is over. You BASTARD.

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Blue is the color of victory.