Real life. I'm so screwed up I can see humor in it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This guy.

When I first came here, I was inspired by SquidRabies and a chap named Ken Kaufman. Now, I write about work and annoying people all the time.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Holy shit, that squidrabies guy is bloody hilarious.

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Poop.

Oh my yes. He made me set the bar for myself pretty high when I started here.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I am enjoying his comics very much.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I saw him on a few people's user lists when I was here for a few months and read a couple of em. That is some of the funniest stuff I've seen on here. Where did he go anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Beckett

Lovecraft

Burroughs

Thompson

Clowes

Brunetti

Ware

Crumb

Lynch

Hawking

Kurtzman

Eisner

Chadwick

Pratchett

Kolchaka

Kafka

King

Carroll

Cave

Cocker

E

Bowie

Yes, all of my former fellow employees at Target... What a great crew... The times we had... Especially Roy Kafka the graveyard shift stockboy... What a knucklehead!

Sweet memories. :`)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Athiest, would Chadwick be Paul Chadwick?

And would E be E from the Eels?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I don't need inspiration.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That explains it.

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Athiest, would Chadwick be Paul Chadwick?

And would E be E from the Eels?

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My overactive imagination, panties, Noonie, fuck, Jim Jarmusch movies, the priesthood, lesbians, fat men, donkeys, bacon, other meat products I don't eat, beehives, kaufman, ObiJo, toasters, lampshades, dinosaurs, dinosaurs in top hats, my friend Mark, Pintos, Grand Theft Auto, Final Fantasy, Warner Bros. Cartoons, Miyazaki toons, David Lynch movies, pizza, tacos, enormous penises, enormous breasts, Noonie ramming me up the ass with a spiked strap-on, Spankling's nipples, ducks, birds, mooses, octupi, fires under the water, beaver boy and boil weevil's vagina, paper clips, toast, paper, nuts, squirrels, benches, Jack Nance, Toshiro Mifune, every Spielberg film that begins with "19" and ends with "41," anuses, star-shaped assholes, calimari, French people, canadian bacon, Mexico, Italy, Japanese women, Kaufman's moustache, peoples' screenames, songs about fucking, Bernard Herrmann, Vertigo, Luis Buñuel, Sinfest, Dilbert, Get Fuzzy, Homestarrunner, and my own pubes.

So there. Nyaah.

My own damn weirdness...and some real life stuff....but mostly my own damn weirdness..you can't compete with that...at least not if you're me.

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Don't suck eggs..You might choke on them.

That explains a lot.

You goth fag.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Me:

Boinky33 (My hero)

Somethingawful.com

Maddox.xmission.com

The holocaust

Gary Busey

Chumba Wumba?

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Oh, and the major head injury I had as a kid. That's inspired a lot of my life since then.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Did someone bite your weiner?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Massive quantities of alcohol.

And the depressed painter from The Fast Show.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

SNL
MadTV
The Simpsons
SouthPark
Beavis n Butthead
Ren n Stimpy
Most everything on AdultSwim

These Webcomics:

RedMeat
My new fighting technique is unstoppable
Get your war on
Farchie Archie

And the comics on Stripcreator

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Get Your War On

Farchie Archie!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

Ha ha! You read that comic to? I thought I was the only one.

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Get Your War On

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Athiest, would Chadwick be Paul Chadwick?

And would E be E from the Eels?

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Yes, they would be those exact same persons you mention. And thank God, someone finally pronounced my name correctly.

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Real life, Nancy and Scyess, in that order.

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Athiest, would Chadwick be Paul Chadwick?

And would E be E from the Eels?

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Yes, they would be those exact same persons you mention. And thank God, someone finally pronounced my name correctly.

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Oop. For some reason I thought Athiest posted that originally. Artemis, you and I have similar influences. I almost mentioned Mike Allred as one of my influences. Any idea what Paul Chadwick is up to these days?

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