Budweiser sucks, it's like drinking cat pee (yes, I can make that equation).

Try Jupiler, Duvel, Rodenbach, Palm, Leffe, Hoegaarden or any other Belgian beer for that matter.

Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks
Budweiser sucks

Budweiser. Truly the king of sucky beers

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Budweiser sucks, yes it does. So does Miller, Pabst, Strohs, and any of those other two cent beers. Spend a little bit more money and get something decent, like Michelob, Coors, Lowenbrau or Heineken. Better yet, try a Smirnoff Ice (yummmmy).

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Budweiser sucks!
Budweiser sucks!
Budweiser sucks!

And The Clash sucked too.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"There really was no punk rock was there? There was just the sex pistols and a bunch of imitators." -- Sid Viscious

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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Budweiser sucks!
Budweiser sucks!
Budweiser sucks!

And The Clash sucked too.

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Sweet. 4000 posts and I didn't even notice. Thanks anonymous tipster.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You're welcome.

im not drinking any of that crap.

ok, maybe i'll try it sometime....but not anytime soon.

shank is back!

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"There really was no punk rock was there? There was just the sex pistols and a bunch of imitators." -- Sid Viscious

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Its an anal cunt song.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

If you insist on drinking crap Pilsners, go ahead. It's a free country.

However, you might experiment with something like Moosehead, which is CLOSE to Bud Light, but not as horrid. It's decent off-tap.

Then you might graduate up to some filtered and eventually unfiltered wheat beers.

Or you could skip the beer and just drink some nice single-malt scotch, or top-shelf rum.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Or you could just drink Budweiser, since it's the world's greatest beer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I prefer the fine beer that is Big Rock Grasshopper. Brewed in Alberta and its just slightly more tasty as Alexander Keiths.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I am so hardcore I drink Pepsi and sometimes Mountain Dew.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm a big fan of Alberta.

I'm also a big fan of Canadian beers.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Pussy. You need to try some Coke and Mello Yello.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Pussy. You need to try some Coke and Mello Yello.

I can't afford the extra $0.30.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Pussy. You need to try some Coke and Mello Yello.

I can't afford the extra $0.30.

:P Excuses...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Clash doesn't suck, and dcom is mad hardcore.

bitches.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.