FTC 44: 20,000 Strokes Under The Sea by Kr0n1c 9-14-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Later that night, deep below the surface of the Pacific, a submarines lights go out. *thwap-thwap-thwap* Mmmm... rawhide.*thwap-thwap-thwap* *wisper*Shhhhh... not so loud. Do you want Captain Nemo to hear us again? Remember what happened last time!*wisper*

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Get Your War On

FTC-almost like a cocaine addiction by xxausrottenxx 9-14-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... um, that we gotta fight for our right to party? no i was actually gonna just shoot you when you weren't looking, but hell, i was a teen in the 80s

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Alright, mutha-fuzzahs, some of you (read: all of you) seemed to not have notice that you can change the characters in the comic. OMG. I wish more people would read the rules.

In any case, judging will by Saturdayish, so wrap it up, B. WRAP IT UP.

FTC 44: The Tainted Pop Tarts by biped 9-16-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... ...every Christmas eve, ever since you were born, I've ass-raped your dog and wiped my dick on your breakfast.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

LOL!

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Get Your War On

FTC 44: untitled by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Disco sucks.

FTC 44: Woman Pleasing Pilgrim by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Yer penis is small and could never possible please a women. And sexual pleasure is what I'm getting at, pilgrim.

FTC 44: Unspecified Local Municipality by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Technically this area is zoned as an unspecified local municipality. And as such the term town is an incorrect adjective to describe this here section of land we is enganging in.

FTC 44: What? by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... I love taffy.

FTC 44: A Fistful of Self-Stimulation by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... I once masturbated to the thought of a beautiful woman. I then later found out the woman to be a man. I have never engaged in the act of self-stimulation since.

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Poop.

FTC 44: A Fistful of Pie by Rabid_Weasle 9-17-04

Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us. Yer absolutely right... But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you... Would you like to come over to my house for fresh bumbleberry pie?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle, I may be wrong, but isn't "town" a noun?

It can be an adjective when used to describe a settlement of sorts.

PS: Eat my ass with a wooden spoon.

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Poop.

I will be judging as soon as my computer decides it's a good idea to open the awards list. It's really ticking me off.

Uh... ok... Drigon is down, kids, so I can't really post the images up just yet. I'm going to talk to Kaddar about this as soon as possible. Until then, I will continue to accept entries.

:( Anyone have some nice free webhosting I could use for maybe another 6 years?

Kaddar, would you oppose to me getting all up in your creative grill by using my own set of awards?

http://www.imageshack.us/index.php
http://www.afreeimagehost.com/

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troelsea at gmail dot com

There's always the topical cowboyphysics.com :D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

you can use your own awards if you want

no I mean webhosting, I used to use drigon to host my website stuff and files and other stuff too.

http://www.freewebtown.com/

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Batman created by Bob Kane

www.freewebs.com is the one I use, it's very simple to use and there aren't any pop ups. The only advertising is a banner not much more obtrusive than the one used here, which appears after 4 months.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3rd- Biped for "Fistfull of Gonads"
2nd- EvilZak for "The Duel"
1st- Dr Pedantic for his entry, half because I found it hilarious, half because I'm curious. Take it away, handyman!

drigon appears to be back.

And Pedantic appears to be gone. EvilZak, would you like to take-take- take it away?

maybe you should just host a contest called FTC 45: FINISH THIS CONTEST.

and have it be a competition to come up with the best first two panels for everyone else to finish in FTC46. hahaa.

I'm growing impatient. And quite hairy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well. EvilZak and Dr. Pedantic seem to be dead. And I will not award the competition to biped. So... Kaddar wins.

First Spankling wins the World Worst, now this!? It's getting easier to win contests around here.