Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! by UnknownEric 9-19-03

Yarrrr. Me penis be risin'.

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I has a flavor!

CC 258: Special Orders Do Upset Him by biped 9-20-04

ARRRR!!! What'll ye be havin' today, matey? There be a sale on all the double-meat burgers today! Well, well... the dreaded Cap'n Blueballs... working at Fatty Fatburgers. AVAST, YE SCURVY -- look, I needs the money. Piratin' was gettin' a bit slow, and -- Did I give you permission to speak? Just shut up and take my fucking order, fuckface. WHY, I'LL LOP YER HEAD OFF FER THAT, YE BILGE-SWILLIN' -- oh fudge, another one. Well, I heards Home Depot was a-hirin'.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just to stay a bit topical.

CC 258 : Oops , shes did it again. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-20-04

Thanks for coming guys. As you know , i finally got married yesterday. It was the happiest day of my life. And so , without further ado, id like to introuduce to my new husband. Mr Britney Spears. Kevin Fedarrrrline.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 258: Arrd times by NeoVid 9-20-04

COMING SOON... PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2! Rated Arrrrr.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Has anyone seen Accentuate Negative's pirate comic, Observation? I think it's pretty farkin' funny.

CC 258: Mathmatical Mouse by fzh 9-20-04

Ahoy matey! I be a Pirate! Pi......rat? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 Dude!

Here it is!

Observances by AccentuateNegative 9-19-04

Why are you dressed like a pirate? Yarr! It be Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day. I think I'll just talk like I always do today. Talking like a butt pirate don't count, matey!

So?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Semi-related comic I made that was made for a completely different reason other than this contest. But I'll enter it anyway.

Because I'm a WILD MAN!

Captain Bringdown by Rabid_Weasle 9-20-04

I now pronounce you man and wife! This is the greatest moment of my life. Nothing can ruin this moment. Arrr! AIDS continues to claim the lives of countless children in war-torn African countries.

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Poop.

Pirates by crabby 9-21-04

Ok class, today we will be discussing the history of pirates! The history of piracy dates back more than 3000 years, but its accurate account depends on the actual meaning of the word ‘pirate’. In English, the word piracy has many different meanings. The Greek historian Plutarch, writing in about 100 A.D., gave the oldest clear definition of piracy. He described pirates as those who attack without legal authority not only ships, but also cities. The meaning of the word pirate most closely tied to the contemporary was established in the XVIII century AD. This definition dubbed pirates "outlaws" whom even persons who were not soldiers couldkill Sometimes governments gave rights to the pirates to represent them in their wars. The most popular form was to give a license to a private sailor to attack enemy shipping on behalf of a specific king. Sometimes governments gave rights to the pirates to represent them in their wars. The most popular form was to give a license to a private sailor to attack enemy shipping on behalf of a specific king

Pirates by crabby 9-21-04

Some famous Pirates include; Francis Drake, Edward Teach, and Thomas Tew. Now does anyone in the class have any questions? Yes, you in the back! Yarrr! Where be ye doubloons?

Observations Made During Talk Like a Pirate Day (1) by kaufman 9-21-04

Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! Shiver me timbers, matey. Pieces of eight! Arrrrrr!

Observations Made During Talk Like a Pirate Day (2) by kaufman 9-21-04

Avast, you scurvy English swabs, prepare to be boarded. Hey, I've got Star Wars bootlegs here! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! Hoist the Jolly Roger! Arrrrrr!

Observations Made During Talk Like a Pirate Day (3) by kaufman 9-21-04

Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrr! I am the Dread Pirate Roberts. There will be no survivors! I wanna hold your hook. Arrrrrr!

CC 258: A Stunning Result by kaufman 9-21-04

In summary, given the evidence I presented here, I believe I have conclusively proven that to arrrrrr is human.

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CC 258: Fifteen Men On A Deadhead's Chest by biped 9-21-04

ARRRRR!!! WE BE STORMIN' DAVID HASSELHOFF'S ERECT NIPPLES TODAY!!! WE'RE GONNA POKE 'EM AND TWIST 'EM! AN' TICKLE 'EM! ARRRRR!!! Ja, ja! Your new album ist ser gut, I loff it, Mee-stah Hesselhoof! You giff me your ow-toe-groff, bitte! Ja, ja! Wunderbar! Okay, I -- HEY! OW! HA-HA! EEK! What the FUCK??!!! My TITS!!! What's happening to my TITS!!! AVAST!!! I BE YANKIN' THE TINY HAIRS AROUND THIS SCURVY BASTARD'S LEFT TEAT!!! YO-HO-HO!!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS, HERE COMES THE LOTION!!! HAUL ARSE, MATEYS!!! WE'LL RETURN AT THE COCK'S CROW!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

these were funny:
UnkownEric: CC258: 'Ere comes the MPAA, mateys.
kaufman: CC 258: Pirates Unclear on the Concept
fzh: CC 258: Spelling Bee
Bazilla: CC 258: Pirate Joke 1, 2, 3
possums: tired old joke
Rabid_Weasle: CC 258: Steering Wheel
seattlesque: CC258: Making The Winners' Circle
Bazilla: CC 258: Pirate Joke 1, 2, 3
kaufman: CC 258: In reality, pirates aren't all bad
fzh: CC 258: Mathmatical Mouse

these were really funny:

CC258: 'Ere comes the MPAA, mateys. by UnknownEric 9-17-04

Yarrr. Yarrr. How did ye know I was piratin' that movie. Lucky guess.

CC 258: Pirate Joke 2 by Bazilla 9-18-04

So, a pirate walks into a bar. ... OW!

CC258: Making The Winners' Circle by seattlesque 9-18-04

...the algorithm was a revision of the Monte Carlo method, accelerating the computation of digits in time for the competition finals... ...which is why the judges gave me high marks for roundness. Of course I'd set the oven 50 degrees lower as a precaution for the crust... Um, sir, I'm afraid the theme of CC258 is *pirate* jokes. I know.

CC 258: Mathmatical Mouse by fzh 9-20-04

Ahoy matey! I be a Pirate! Pi......rat? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 Dude!

this was the funniest:

CC258: 'Ere comes the MPAA, mateys. by UnknownEric 9-17-04

Yarrr. Yarrr. How did ye know I was piratin' that movie. Lucky guess.

(win)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Man, I KNOW my comic was funnier than some of those. UnknownEric's was definitely the funniest, though. I knew as soon as he put it up there it was most likely the best.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow, sweet. Thanks to dcom for a cool contest. New one soon, yarr.

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I has a flavor!

Different people have different ideas of what's funny, and you weren't running the cc.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh, I jsut got here. Thanks for the suggested honourable mention.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

What??? WHAT????

WHY, I oughtta....agree?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The contest may be over, but bad pirate jokes never die. Then again, after reading this, you may think that never is better than late.

Pirate Jokes by Enderandrew 10-04-04

Arr matey, me thinks you stumbled onto the wrong place. This here be pirate joke auditions. But I am a pirate, honestly! We ain't setting sail for the hershey sea, so you best be off. Just let me swab your poop deck. No one will know. I have a thing for seamen. You can nail the peg boy, but other than that, we's don't take too kindly to butt pirates pillaging the crew's anus. No rump raiders, you hear? I thought pirates were all about the booty. No one understands me. Maybe if I bend over and crack a smile, he'll find my Black Pearl.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Uh-oh, don't get me started!

Pirate Jokes - Part 2 by Enderandrew 10-04-04

Hoist yer pantaloons or ya'll be gettin' the plank! That's the idea. You sure you don't want to tickle the starfish? That wasn't what I was saying! Surely your other leg has a bit of wood. Mr. One-Eye can meet Captain Winky! I'm the Dread Pirate Pillow Biter! Shut your blubbering clam-trap before I run you through! Whoo-hoo, sailor! Tie me up and hoist me up by my own petard!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."