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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Death Train
A made for TV movie starring Pierce Brosnan and Patrick Stewart, of the kind of disaster moive/polityical thrilelr genre that died in the late 1970's.
Sucks 8 different kinds of ass (yes, I counted) but has Patrick Stewart in it acting badass.

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11-01-04 7:30am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I didn't know there were 8 different kinds of ass. And I have the gall to call myself an ass freak? Jes has humbled me.

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11-01-04 8:04am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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The first few minutes of US Marshals.

In this putative sequel to The Fugitive, Wesley Snipes overturns a tow truck after plowing through a construction zone, leaving us to wonder why a licensed tow truck operator couldn't find the brake pedal. Meanwhile, Tommy Lee Jones in a chicken suit leads his law enforcement sidekicks on a bumbling raid of the notorious Big Fat White Trash crime family, who strenuously resist arrest without getting their heads blown off and then have the nerve to complain about police brutality. There is even a sawed-off shotgun in the baby's crib.

Then I had to go.

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11-01-04 8:22am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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The Matrix Revolutions

None of the deep plot of the original...


"Deep plot?" Intelligent computers going to great trouble to use human beings as batteries is a deep plot? I thought of it more as a plot hole, and since it was pretty much crucial, I thought of The Matrix as a great big hole with no donut.

And the sequels were worse? Ye gods.

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11-01-04 8:35am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Saw Ray this weekend.

Best movie ever to have Braille subtitles.

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11-01-04 11:03am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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It's too bad Ray Charles didn't live to see it.

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11-01-04 11:24am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Making a movie about someone while they're still alive is like marking them for exectution

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11-01-04 5:07pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Good idea, Rabid. I'm off to make a movie about Jerry Lewis.

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11-02-04 9:52am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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:O

11-02-04 9:55am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Yesterday I came across the best movie review title I'd ever seen:
"See Saw Suck"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

11-02-04 1:06pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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I <3 huckabees

Ridiculously good.

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11-07-04 11:22am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TOTAL ASS out of a possible 10.

11-07-04 2:13pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Saw The Incredibles on Friday. Fantastic stuff, probably not as funny as Pixar's other movies but still good nonetheless.

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11-07-04 2:21pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TOTAL ASS out of a possible 10.


At least an 8 out of 10. Possums, you don't like it because you fart when you get excited.

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11-08-04 5:56am (new)
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M3t4
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I pee when I get excited.

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11-08-04 8:54am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Coffee and Cigarettes:

From Jim Jarmusch comes this anthology of 11 short monochrome vignettes about essentially nothing. The common thread is coffee and cigarettes. All the characters either consume these items or expressly refuse to.

Mainly, the scenes are more about what isn't being said than what is being said. Some of them are propelled by a palpable undercurrent of tension between the characters. Others are propelled by cuss words. Still others turn out to be cinematic jokes with conspicuously literary punchlines. The main attraction is cameos by stars like Iggy Pop, Tom Waits, Bill Murray, and Wu-tang clan, all of whom play themselves.

There is a certain type of moviegoer who can be driven insane by a movie like this. If youre this type, you probably know better than to rent this movie. If you're not, then you probably know someone who is. Rent this movie and make that person watch it, just to bother him.

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11-08-04 9:28am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Sounds like a real popcorn-chomper!

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11-08-04 9:41am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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I seen that movie and it stunk. Not one explosion, no decapitations or nothin'. I seen better film on teeth.
This has been Zaster, writing for the Chicago Sun-Times.

They have yet to publish anything I send them, the cocksuckers.

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11-08-04 2:53pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TOTAL ASS out of a possible 10.


At least an 8 out of 10. Possums, you don't like it because you fart when you get excited.


I agree. 8 TOTAL ASSES out of a possible 10.

I didn't like it because I don't like watching pieces of cardboard trying to act while a crappy music video director performs crappy stand-on-head angles and a Jon Brion conducts his worst score ever. Incidentally, he also did one of the best this year in I <3 Huckabees.

Besides, I honk when I get excited.

11-08-04 3:09pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I seen [Coffee and Cigarettes] and it stunk. Not one explosion, no decapitations or nothin'. I seen better film on teeth.

I mean nuthin fuckin happened. Some guys just sat around bullshittin. It's like sittin in my fuckin kitchen.

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11-09-04 6:43am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I saw the spongebob squarepants movie this weekend and it was pretty good. The humour was just my style and adults would get the jokes better than kids.

11-21-04 5:41pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Saw: Disgusting and unappealing.

11-21-04 7:38pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Spongebob does look like something out of Shape Factory, now that you mention it.

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11-22-04 2:04am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Somebody else likes Spongebob besides me? Oh, HAPPY DAY!

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11-22-04 6:12am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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P.S. - You must all see Way of the Gun. I have seen it many, many times, but the very first scene makes it worth watching. Sarah Silverman is AWESOME in it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

11-22-04 6:13am (new)
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