Mo better.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm adding a CD burner to my list, so I can be in the next CD swap!

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It's grime time.

My daughter is making me something. I have nooooo idea what it is. She can finger-knit and draw and sculpt with clay. Maybe she'll get her mom to help her cook something.

I'm knitting a scarf for my wife.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually, I did find something I want for Christmas... this!

Homina.

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I has a flavor!

A man slave of my very own.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Ohmygoodness, that is awesome UnknownErik. I'll have to add that to my list.

I just want a lot of small stuff.
-SpiderMan2 on DVD
-a subscription to Ring magazine
-a good game for my GameBoy, maybe golf or boxing or one of those Mario games
-that Spider-Man '66 DVD set
-Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere on DVD
-the new Elvis Costello CDs
-a tobacco pipe and a jacket with patches on the elbows
-The Simpson's Life game
-a book

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

DVD? It's on DVD??

Ivy wants!

I also would like a heater. As much as I enjoy a 34º F apartment, it's starting to kill my plants.

The Seven Deadly Wishes:

1) A Man
2) Scanner
3) World Domination
4) A Man
5) A Fire-Vomiting Beast of the Damned
6) My own torture chamber
7) (Did I mention a man yet?)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Done!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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The Seven Deadly Wishes:

1) A Man
2) Scanner
3) World Domination
4) A Man
5) A Fire-Vomiting Beast of the Damned
6) My own torture chamber
7) (Did I mention a man yet?)

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Okay, but you're on your own for the scanner.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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The Seven Deadly Wishes:

1) A Man
2) Scanner
3) World Domination
4) A Man
5) A Fire-Vomiting Beast of the Damned
6) My own torture chamber
7) (Did I mention a man yet?)

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What am I, chopped liver?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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The Seven Deadly Wishes:

1) A Man
2) Scanner
3) World Domination
4) A Man
5) A Fire-Vomiting Beast of the Damned
6) My own torture chamber
7) (Did I mention a man yet?)

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What am I, chopped liver?

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Yes.

DVD? It's on DVD??

Ivy wants!

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Oh my, yes. I've stumbled on to it a couple of times but decided not to buy it because I'm broke. This year it goes on the "me want" list. Have you seen it before?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Done!

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Excellent. You better be more well behaved this time. No leaving the seat up.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I wanted one of those Dell gaming computers that have 500GB of disk space and 2 gb of ram and this really powerful sound and graphics card. Too bad its 4000 bucks...

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-a tobacco pipe and a jacket with patches on the elbows

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I thought they always wore purple robes and black silk pajama pants while pipe smoking?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I didn't even know it existed outside of print!

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-a tobacco pipe and a jacket with patches on the elbows

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I thought they always wore purple robes and black silk pajama pants while pipe smoking?

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I'm hoping to get two different kinds of pipes:
1) the "I'm an intellectual guy with patches on my elbows" pipe
and
2) the "Why don't you step into my boudoir and step out of those wet clothes" pipe, with accompanying robe and silk jammies

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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-a tobacco pipe and a jacket with patches on the elbows

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I thought they always wore purple robes and black silk pajama pants while pipe smoking?

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I find any attire appropriate for pipe smoking.

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Poop.

Done!

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Excellent. You better be more well behaved this time. No leaving the seat up.

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What? You said you liked my seat up!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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The Seven Deadly Wishes:

1) A Man
2) Scanner
3) World Domination
4) A Man
5) A Fire-Vomiting Beast of the Damned
6) My own torture chamber
7) (Did I mention a man yet?)

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What am I, chopped liver?

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Nah, you resemble salami more than anything.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

/me proudly displays his friendship afghan.

1)a means of escape from the hellhole known as Minnesota

2) a woman

i also wouldn't mind a half stack amp or the seinfeld DvDs

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

1)20$

2)possums' jew hat

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE