[Click to view comic: 'Do you love me?']

[Click to view comic: 'Honey']

[Click to view comic: 'A shoulder to cry on']

[Click to view comic: 'girlfriend']

[Click to view comic: 'What SHE says']

[Click to view comic: 'first impressions suck anus']

[Click to view comic: 'trouble in paradise']

[Click to view comic: 'This comic is a comic']

[Click to view comic: 'careful what you say during sex']

[Click to view comic: 'love squirrels']

[Click to view comic: 'video dating service']

[Click to view comic: 'love love love']

[Click to view comic: 'love making']

[Click to view comic: 'phone sex']

[Click to view comic: 'thinking pick-up lines']

[Click to view comic: 'boinky33's sex life']

[Click to view comic: 'boinky's diary: my crush']

[Click to view comic: 'The Grim Reaper visits his past lovers']

[Click to view comic: 'BJ buddies!']

[Click to view comic: '(they just had sex)']

I've never bothered entering one of these before, so why start trying now? Thanks to BigFrank's momentary lapse of judgement, I'll just do a boinky!

[Click to view comic: 'I've never used these lines...']
[Click to view comic: 'Does this make me prolific?']
[Click to view comic: 'No, this never happened to me...']
[Click to view comic: 'Woman < Computer ??']
[Click to view comic: 'Corn-holed Parole-board']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

more is less

[Click to view comic: 'When Phone Sex Goes Bad']
[Click to view comic: 'Salvation!']
[Click to view comic: 'At the Pearly Gates']
[Click to view comic: 'The not so triumphant return']
[Click to view comic: 'Balls, Holmes.']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

flood

[Click to view comic: 'I was at this party']
[Click to view comic: 'Actually, she'd probably just slap me.']
[Click to view comic: 'She'd probably hit me too']
[Click to view comic: 'I miss a lot of parties =(']
[Click to view comic: 'Why I'm single.']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

spam

[Click to view comic: 'Something for the ladies #1']
[Click to view comic: 'Something for the ladies #2']
[Click to view comic: 'Something for the ladies #3']
[Click to view comic: 'I don't think she's coming back']
[Click to view comic: 'Scott Baio']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

banning time

[Click to view comic: 'Thank you KLW!']
[Click to view comic: 'A day in the life of Adam Smith']
[Click to view comic: 'Real Life Situation']
[Click to view comic: 'Good Sex']
[Click to view comic: 'If your name is Amber, don't read this strip!']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

...and less is more

[Click to view comic: 'Last night was a disaster']
[Click to view comic: 'Rubik's Cube']
[Click to view comic: 'I said I wasn't going to do this']
[Click to view comic: 'Smooth']
[Click to view comic: 'Part reality, part fantasy']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I feel sorry for those of you on dial up. Truly.

[Click to view comic: 'Fumble']
[Click to view comic: 'Sincerity like this gets me all the girls']

Fuck I need to rewrite this one! Ugh!
[Click to view comic: 'God I Love Her']
[Click to view comic: 'Concerning Sam']
[Click to view comic: 'Concerning Sam']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

And if my spammage wasn't bad enough, I've started double posting comics! JEEZ!

[Click to view comic: 'Concerning Sam (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'drunk']

Okay I'm done. The worst part is, most of these strips are based on actual evens in my life. I should win by default due to my incredibly bad luck with women. And by bad luck I mean retardness.

I will try and come up with a new, legitimate entry soon.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Okay, let's put the limit on. I had no idea boinky and chaos would post THAT MANY arched strips, so if you guys wanna get on my good side, just don't post any more (please) and make something original. boinky, i know you can.

On the other hand, boinky's strips were awesome.

I'll do you a favor and not post the 600 comics I've already made about love's stinking. Here's one new one, though:

[Click to view comic: 'Enjoy the Scenery']

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"Old" is the old new.

Here's to hoping somebody hasn't done this idea already...

[Click to view comic: 'Love really stinks.']

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It's grime time.

I thought boinky33 was too young to be that scarred. Some of us, on the other hand ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: Cruel and Unusual']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: Boowrong']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: She Was Only A Bleached Blonde']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'll try to make a few new comics, but I'm not promising anything.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Love Goat -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Love Goat -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Love Goat -- 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Love Goat -- 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Love Goat -- 5']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

An old series.

[Click to view comic: 'Sam deals with relationship problems: part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'sam deals with relaionship problems: part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'sam deals with relationship problems: part 3']
[Click to view comic: 'sam kills his cheating girlfriend: part 4']

Now wasn't that FUNNY?! HAHAHAHA!

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It's grime time.

[Click to view comic: 'Let's Get Physical!']
[Click to view comic: 'Let's Get Physical! Alternate Ending']

Good luck judging this mess.

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"Old" is the old new.

Hey look! I actually have a current comic!! (perhaps a pretty drunken and incoherent one, but still...)

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't need to get on Frank's good side! HE LOVES ME OMIGOD YAY!

Anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'Irony goddamn sucks.']

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

[Click to view comic: 'Beginnings #1']

first ever strip ;)
Nice to be able to use it in comp.

[Click to view comic: 'Relationships']
[Click to view comic: 'Be Careful What You Wish For']

Eh.

Wow, a lot of good entries. Just remember to get em all in by monday night for the final judging.