thochaos
The Host of Chaos
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I feel sorry for those of you on dial up. Truly.
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| I'm glad I agreed to give you a second chance. Tonight was great and this sunset is just so special, I completely forgive you for last time. | |
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| You know who else loved sunsets? | |
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| You know who else left me? My ex-*sob sob sob* | |
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| I love you. You are all I ever think about. Since the moment I met you, I knew you were the one. | |
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| Wait, maybe I'm thinking of your sister. | |
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Fuck I need to rewrite this one! Ugh!
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| Things haven't been going well with my girlfriend lately, so I decided to sit down and talk with her. | |
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| I told her I feel like the guy in a movie who is dating the girl all the way through even though you know she's gonna end up with the lead eventually. | |
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| She told me she saw me as more of a "horrible death scene, audience applauds" kind of guy. | |
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| Yep, she's a real cutie, she is. | |
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| I agree, she's a very attractive girl. | |
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| Yeah, I'd love to have lesbian sex with her. | |
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| Yep, she's a real cutie, she is. | |
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| I agree, she's a very attractive girl. | |
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| Yeah, I'd love to have lesbian sex with her. | |
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--- "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"
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