When he's had a bit too much of the sauerbraten and wienerschnitzel, nicht wahr?

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First off, as I understand it, Budweiser financially supports the anti-gun lobby. Fuck that. And just because Pete Coors ran for political office doesn't mean that the company is worth hating. To me anyway.

Corona is utterly tasteless to me, it needs that lime to give it SOME sort of flavor. And I'd rather not drink it anyway.

And finally, the Sierra Nevada brewery is awesome. I've never taken a tour, but I've eaten there (and been quite impressed at the food, I may add), as well as had beer fresh off their tap. I do go by the brewery a lot and I see inside. The big copper vats are amazing to behold. It's possibly the most impressive microbrewery around.

I've had some "gourmet" beers that I didn't like. I can't remember what it was, but this one dark ale/stout I had tasted like freaking carbonated soy sauce. It was foul. I love good beer, and despise bad beer. It's a disgrace to make bad tasting beer. Anyway, there's my say.

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Guns are bad, though.

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Bud also supported the paraquating of pot fields in South America. They're no better than the Colombian drug cartels, trying to wipe out the competition (or the users thereof).

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The anti-gun lobby is trying to get crazy-ass guns off the street. Not the swell rabbit shootin' guns we all know and love... just the crazy shit. We don't need the crazy shit. And it's the crazy shit that's getting toted into the highschools and killing folks.

Adolph Coors supports extreme right-wing causes who's ideals include very racist, sexist and christian-only ends.

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Guns suck. Period. If there were no guns, we'd have to find more creative ways to kill each other.

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Knife fights are totally under-rated. When's the last time you heard about a good knife fight on the news, I ask you???

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When I worked at Kinko's there was a knife fight in the self-serve area over who was next to use the copier. Nobody died. If those guys had guns I might not have been here to type this.

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... and with that, this thread is completely off-track.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The person who invented the gun should be shot.

I'm not a big beer person, but I do enjoy an occasional Newcastle Brown Ale. Mmmmmm.

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I has a flavor!

Let a baseball bat come crashing through the window just over your head at about 3:00 AM in the morning, and you will suddenly very much wish you had a gun. I speak from experience.

Oh, yeah... beer. The best beers I ever had were in Brussels, Belgium. Stuff from breweries like Lindemans and Mort Subite ("Sudden Death"). But since I didn't have time to sample more than a small fraction of the enormous number of brews available over there, I'm pretty sure I missed out on some of the best beers in the world. They love thier beer over there.

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The best knife ever was in the 'Beat it' video. Now those guys could dance. I bet there wouldn't be so many gangs if they just upped the dance requirements.

Beer: I've always thought that there was something explosive about making beer. Am I wrong on this? Something about home brewing is making my Spidey sense tingle.

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As I grew up thinking beer tasted like carbonated dog piss, I've only explored beers over the past few years. I don't like most of the big breweries up here (Molson, Labatt etc), or anything in a can, as that tastes funny-bad.

The Belgian beers and microbrews tend to have a fuller flavour. Particular stand-outs are Duvel (blonde), Mort Subite and Leffe. Affligem is not bad either. I find Hoegaarden a bit too light. Personally I think that Stella Artois is probably some obscure joke that Belgians play on the rest of the beer-drinking world. It tastes awful.

The Beer Song
(Attributed to Weird Al Yankovic or some similar group)

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
Can't get enough of it,
How we really love it,
Makes me think I'm a man,
I can kiss and hug it,
But I'd rather chug it,
Fill my belly up to here,
I could not refuse a,
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad!
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the Schlitz!

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more:

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer!)
Can't get enough of it,
How we really love it,
Makes me think I'm a man,
I can kiss and hug it,
But I'd rather chug it,
Fill my belly up to here,
Golly I adore it,
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me.

The most wonderful drink in the world
Hooray!

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Personally I think that Stella Artois is probably some obscure joke that Belgians play on the rest of the beer-drinking world. It tastes awful.

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actually the cheap college beer in PA is a beer called keystone ice. It doesn't taste near as shitty as natty, and it's cheaper. I guess they have to give us something for making it extremely hard to buy beer/liquor in this fine commonwealth

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Best beer in the PA area is Yuengling Lager, but man does it give you beer batter the next day.

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I drink me tons of yuengling. 14 dollars to the case at the store near me. Yeah, keystone is ok, but I don't think its much better than natty. I just picked up a case of Sierra Nevada Stout, and it's pretty good.

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MikeyG, do you live in the PA area? No wonder my property value is stagnant.

I used to drink Yuengling by the gallon. To my surprise, a British acquaintence of mine considers it pretty decent. Most Brits spend half thier lives in the bag, so they know thier beer. But I prefer Molsen lately. A good friend of mine refers to Molsen as "trailer beer", but I caved his head in with a sack of pig knuckles so now he's got nuthin' to say about it.

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Personally I think that Stella Artois is probably some obscure joke that Belgians play on the rest of the beer-drinking world. It tastes awful.

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Funny you should say that... I actually enjoy Stella. But then again, a lot of the beers I have at my disposal are crap anyway.

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Don't they all?

Don't they all?

Like hunger, the mental states of desperation, self-pity and peer pressure improve the flavour of everything. Not to mention the psychological theory of propinquity.

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I recently had Old Speckled Hen for the first time. A friend said it's an old man's beer, but I thought it was mild with a deep taste and no aftertaste. Unfortuantely, now I'm having problems finding any place that has it.

Otherwise, I'm all for the dark stuff.

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