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"We Built This City" -- Starship

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I'd go with "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" myself.

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It's grime time.

I would have thought ARSG would go with "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.

MACGYVER THEME SONG.

It's hard to rhyme a,
word like MacGyver.

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Dad was flammable

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I would have thought ARSG would go with "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.

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That could work. That's probably the only Oingo Boingo song that could be used for that sort of funeral business.

Although, if I ever get the death sentence for multiple cases of child molestation, "Little Girls" would be a wonderfully ironic choice. Probably pretty funny too, in a stupid and lowbrow way.

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It's grime time.

I want "It's Rainin Men" to be played at my wedding.

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My funeral's going to be a loud, obnoxious party. The kind cops get called for. So there will be plenty of loud, obnoxious music.

But, at this moment, I'd like to see (as I will be haunting everyone who attends):

"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by whoever it is
"Stayin' Alive" by BeeGees
Mission Impossible Theme

There will be naked Jello wrestling, a fireworks display, and all the pie you can eat.

And of course I will hire professional mourner cats to wail and howl in the most diabolical manner.

Even if I'm forgotten the next day, I will have made someone's day a little more surreal. And that makes me happy.

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"whoever it is" would be Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

Assuming I'm still alive, I'll be selling tickets to Ivy's funeral on eBay. With cats, music, wrestling, fireworks, AND pie, who could resist?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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It's hard to rhyme a,
word like MacGyver.

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Kajun's down on Maria Shriver
motherfucker's a muff diver
bitch is soaked in his saliva
usin his toolbox like MacGyver

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I really don't want a modern funeral. I want an old-school wake, where everyone gets drunk and parties at my funeral.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i think this will happen anyway.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i think this will happen anyway.

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You are a horrible, horrible person, and I hope a 5 year old pyro with a lighter catches your eyebrows on fire.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i think this will happen anyway.

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You are a horrible, horrible person, and I hope a 5 year old pyro with a lighter catches your eyebrows on fire.

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I don't get it.

Your post looks like stairs!

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I dumb :D

How about "It Sounds Great When You're Dead" by Robyn Hitchcock?

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I has a flavor!

I like the idea of l7's "Pretend That We're Dead" playing at the funeral and then the body leaping up and dancing like it was alive, just to fuck with people.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'd like to be lost at sea.

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It's grime time.

After listening to choadwarrior's "Let Me Touch Him" Swap CD again, I want to also include...

TALKING HEADS "Naive Melody" and
STEREOLAB "Captain Easychord"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

All I know is that when I die I want a Viking Funeral and I want someone playing the bagpipes. that would be the coolest.

Those crazy scottish vikings.

Too much o' the sauce.

It would be so cool to have flowers thrown into the ocean if you drowned at sea. I always love watching people do those funerals in movies. Good stuff.

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It's grime time.

I always imagined that Brandon Boyd would be at my funeral, singing a long, wistful ballad to mourn my death. Then, he and all the other guys I've ever dated would push my casket over the side of the boat and I'd sink to the bottom of the sea for good and always.

In response to the subject of this thread:
The Misfits, "Ballroom Blitz."

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"It's a second World War II!"

Brandon Boyd would probably end up being late like always.

I thought "Sweet" sang Ballroom Blitz

Both have performed it.

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"It's a second World War II!"