i dont think i'd want to waste my money on colt45's

infact, i wouldnt be caught dead drinking one, and if someone poured that shit on my grave, i'd come back to life and smack them.

Elephant Malt Liquor. "Look out! Here comes Jumbo!" I use it to ward off pain after heavy dental visits.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

shank do you know you can turn your camera around instead of taking photos of a mirror

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This thread be trippin some fly-ass shizizlenit. Er. For real, foo. Aight.

I think some "mark ass" "jacked" shank's eyebrows.

my eyebrows are under my hat, because IM BLACK YO

that was like 20 minutes after i first got it, i didnt give a fuck

Wow, you sure like Mayo. Do I see 3 jars of it in there? Is that some gangsta' thing?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Oh, I get it now. Shank is some kind of Ali G style satirical character.

You're black? Ok here's an idea, go down to compton and find a large group of your "brothers" then be like "WASSSSSAAAAAPP NIGGA'S!" and see if THEY think you're black. Persoanlly I agree, you're blacker than me.

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I dumb :D

$5 is a waste of money?

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Poop.

Why is this thread still alive?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*pours a 40 on this thread's grave*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

(why is shank?)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

(why is shank?)

stfu faggot(dont cry)

and i have 3 things of mayo because i have two other room mates and we buy our own shit

He's got 3 jars of mayo because that's how much mayonnaise it takes to make his dimestore costume jewelry shine like sliver, yo.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

he's right, you know

There was an elderly guy in Wal-Mart today that was dressed like a wigger. It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen.

THIEF ONE: Hey, Roscoe, I know we just robbed BigFrank, but we gotta hit shank's place next.

THIEF TWO: Tell me 'bout it. Three jars of mayonnaise? God-damn...I bet they got, like, 14 sticks of margarine!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

lame

Why would they rob shank's mayonaise after robbing my house? I had like 119 jars in my room for... certain purposes... that were all stolen.

bigfrank is a sexy beast

Now there are two penises in your sig.

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Dad was flammable

I think someone already did that joke.

No-one cares what you think.

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Dad was flammable

yes