Basically, it's fun to yell stuff at girls. I think that's pretty much what it all boils down to. And girls deserve it because they don't have to register for the draft.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

yet.

Maybe they DID see the baby.

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Babies definitely don't = easy girl. A stockpile of plan B does, though.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Please don't take this as a personal attack, I am merely pointing out some irony:

In other words "you can be a jackass if you've got a lot of money and are famous, because I'm that shallow". Also, if you were famous, I'd probably be hollering at you and banging on your window.

In other words: "I am offended by the misconception that a girl on her own with a kid is automatically a whore, however, I hold the exact same misconceptions about people from Jefferson County".

In other words: "if you don't have a car, I don't wanna know, because I'm that shallow".

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Dad was flammable

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Please don't take this as a personal attack, I am merely pointing out some irony:

In other words "you can be a jackass if you've got a lot of money and are famous, because I'm that shallow". Also, if you were famous, I'd probably be hollering at you and banging on your window.

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No, I am pointing out the fact that I don't know this guy. It's going to take a lot more than a "Hey, baby" from a complete stranger to get my interest. However, if he were a celebrity, I would already know him and would have already have made my judgements as to whether I would start a conversation with him based on hey baby. If a male friend of mine said "Hey, baby" to me, I would take it as a joke, not as a pick up line because I KNOW him. I don't know the stinky guy in the truck.

In other words: "I am offended by the misconception that a girl on her own with a kid is automatically a whore, however, I hold the exact same misconceptions about people from Jefferson County".

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Yes, I do. I lived in Jefferson County for most of my life, before I decided to leave it all behind for Indianapolis (Marion County). All Jefferson County girls do is A)Get drunk/stoned and screw B)Have babies with endless men hoping to get them to love them or C)Go to Fellowship Baptist Church and pine for Brandon because he's the only virgin male left in Jefferson County.

In other words: "if you don't have a car, I don't wanna know, because I'm that shallow".

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It might be different where you live, but there is no mass transportation system (bus, monorail, subway...) in this area. It's still mostly rural. If you don't have a car, you likely don't have a job, which means that I'm not going to be your sugar momma, like I did with Mike, who weirdly enough actually had a job -- He just spent it all on drugs.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So I guess "Yo, bitch" is definitely a non-starter.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

btw

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's all just part of the mating dance. You're not going to run into "Mr. Perfect" every time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

But keep trying... and if you do run into him, make sure it's at about 80 miles per hour. Less competition for the rest of us.

why would you want to do it with a dead guy?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

twice, even.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Rigor Mortis.

Damn, maybe it's not any less competition.

[14:02:12] Batman: do you guys remember that time someone double posted and no one said anything about it
[14:02:18] Batman: i don't

(ps i realise by posting this hear it is like saying it twice)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

In other words: "if you don't have a car, I don't wanna know, because I'm that shallow".

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It might be different where you live, but there is no mass transportation system (bus, monorail, subway...) in this area. It's still mostly rural. If you don't have a car, you likely don't have a job, which means that I'm not going to be your sugar momma, like I did with Mike, who weirdly enough actually had a job -- He just spent it all on drugs.

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so if you are going somewhere with other people, you all take different cars?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Honestly, yes. The only person who rides with me in my car is my son because he's the only person who is going all the same places I am.

Usually, when I'm out with other people, we meet up for drinks somewhere, then we all split up and go our separate ways.

My friends and I are major reasons why the Ozone Layer is nearly non existant.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Usually, when I'm out with other people, we meet up for drinks somewhere, then we all split up and go our separate ways.

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You mean you don't have a designated driver? You just all go hurtling out into the night sloppy drunk behind the wheels of your separate rampaging kill-machines?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I LOVE mmyers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yell to me from your car and we'll be in business.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I yell to folks from car. They mow lawn, walk dog, all things folks do. When car passes by, I yell at them: "HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!" This scares them and they jump, turn around to see who said it, but I drive away laughing. Sometimes I yell at girls; they think I want to have sex with them but I just like to yell at them. One day I yelled at this kid and he fell off his bike. I also bark at dogs. True story.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And I've been terrified of bikes ever since.

That's just because you were raped by one when you were 12.

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Poop.

When I was in Nicaragua 5 years ago, my friend's dad noticed that people were always yelling out their car windows, but he didn't know enough Spanish to join in. I told him to yell, "Manejo un coche!" Then I told him it meant "I'm driving a car!" which explained why people were looking at him funny.

Of course, I never told his nephew that "Tengo la SIDA" meant, "I have AIDS," when he asked me what to tell a 15 year old girl to get her to stop following him.