Hi. This is a public service announcement. Yelling "Hey baby" from the passenger seat of your friend's truck at a girl with her window cracked two lanes over from you at a stoplight will not make her instantly want to have sex with you. Having your friend honk his horn to get her to roll her window back down will not help you any further in this. When you get out of the truck, walk over to bang on the window, you should not be surprised to find a baby in the back seat when there are baby toys plunged into every crevace of space surrounding the windows.

First of all, no girl is so easy that "Hey baby" works as a pick up line. Unless you are a hot celebrity, but only because she already knows everything there is to know about you from the media. Random Joe in the pickup truck, I don't know you. And you need a bath.

Second of all, just because I'm driving in Jefferson County, doesn't make me a Jefferson County slut. It's not an instant reaction, it requires living there for a while.

Third of all, being the passenger in the truck means either A) You're drunk off your ass (which your further actions made me believe that to be true) or B) You don't have a car yourself and your friend will have to chaperone on any and all dates we go on... or your mother, whoever's available.

Lastly, banging on a car window is not sexy, it's scary. Stay in your vehicle.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Kajun's going to have to re-evaluate his mate selection process.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow. this announcement was scary. but in a sexy way.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Its always worked for me, but then again, I'm a famous celebrity...

Hang on, how do you spell useless nobody?

I strongly disagree. Somebody said that to me the other day and before I knew it there was a cock in my ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A new one, or the one that's always in there?

Someone's going to eventually call the ASPCA on you, you know.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Sorry you had to have that experience, 'chicka. There's really no excuse for that kind of behavior.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I feel more insulted than anything. All the way home, I was wondering what it was about me that looked so easy.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Maybe people will leave you alone if you super-glue forty or fifty dead dogs to the outside of your car.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ooh, Art Car!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I just wanted to know if you wanted to get a cup of coffee or something...

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Poop.

On more than one occasion I've been on the motorway in the car with male friends when a car full of girls has pulled up screaming and waving at us then started swerving around in front of us waving us over.

People are stupid, not just men.

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Dad was flammable

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On more than one occasion I've been on the motorway in the car with male friends when a car full of girls has pulled up screaming and waving at us then started swerving around in front of us waving us over.

People are stupid, not just men.

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Maybe they DID see the baby.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Did you ever consider ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think you need a "Baby on Board" sign, chicka.

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I has a flavor!

kaufman, thanks for making me turn red in the face at work.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I don't own a car, and have been known to get lifts from people on occasion. Does this make me a bad person?

Oh no.. no, of course not, silly. Your propensity for raping little boys makes you a bad person.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

If I were you I'd have gotten out of my car and beaten him up. Make it as messy as possible too, people don't mess with you if your clothes are stained with the blood of a pervert.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

I ride a donkey to school every day.

Oh man, that guy was just trying to warn you about the axe murderer hiding in the backseat! Now you'll never know, and he'll kill you when you get to the next stoplight!

I found that saying Hey Baby out the windows lets the girls know that they are hot, usually they chase you in desperation untill the first red light then breathlessly jump into the car, after which i throw them out and make them continue to run

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I dumb :D

Sometimes they're just doing it to impress their friends with their fearlessness of women folk. I've had that happen. It's the best when it backfires though: my friend and I were walking down the street one day and this car goes wizzing by, obviously going for a drive-by-catcall. Unfortunately for them, after yelling, "HOLLA BABY!" they had to stop at a stoplight a few feet away, so they had to have heard our derisive laughing.

On second thought though, they probably were glad for the attention.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I thought you were a great baseball player?

Okay, really thanks for all the good advice. This soooo changes my approach. From now on, drive drunk when I'm yelling at random women. Don't ride shotgun while by stoner buddy drives. Got it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet