You have grubby looking hands. Gross.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So is that John Ruiz getting knocked out or what? I'm sick of hearing about penises.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wow, you've got a really small hand.

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Dad was flammable

Suuuuuure. Whatever you say.....MASON!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:)

:O

Oh, Shank... how... how avererage!

I too, am average. Welcome to the Very Average Club, Shank. Our self-esteem bulding exercises will help you to embrace your averageness. Lesson number one: avoid hard-core porn.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

aww poor baby

Actually I lied. I'm huge. Like 16" at least.

You on the other hand, are still average.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Okay, I'm the only one here who can make an informed opinion on matters of size. Most straight guys only see their own penises and porn actors while hard. They may glance at the gym, but softies don't count for the most part.

We homos, however, know how we measure up.

I've seen laughably tiny penises and monstrously large ones. Shank is somewhere in between. I'd say he's pretty much average.

If anybody else would like me to rate them, you know how to contact me.

How does my sixteen inches rate?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i wasnt fully hard though ;)

If you're going to take a portrait of your dick when you aren't fully hard, that's your problem.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

no its not

WHERE'S MY MONEY SHOT?!?!

H4W. Mine is hard all the time. Sixteen inches of rigid love-steel that never goes down.

Ladies, you know how to contact me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

oh of course

Is the 900 number still the same, Zaster?

I'd prefer AccentuateNegative get a hands-on perspective of mine.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes it is.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

please, elaborate how it is my problem

You're a cunt?

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Poop.

Negative

That is more everyone else's problem.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Because it was your assertion for which the picture failed to present the graphic evidence intended.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.