Those are hella huge kidney stones. He must have been QUITE a man.

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How do I get a car with one of those people stuck to the hood?

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It's a still of the live boorite cam! See all the crazy things he does! On Yahoo messenger, just send sarasvatikat a IM with the word "boorite" and you'll get the opportunity to see all the crazy behind-the-scenes shenanigans!

Subject to restrictions. Not guaranteed to show all boorite all the time. Offer not valid in Tunisia. Must be 3 or older. Subject to blackout dates. Constant use of boorite may cause vomiting, nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, insomnia, sleepiness, and some sexual side effects.

i've been watching him for 8 hours and he's just been laying there

you killed him, didn't you?

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Shhh!

the boorite dyeth

omg mourn

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It's a hard rock life in Vedauwoo, Wyoming.

The Adventures of Kitty - Boorite Edition

Now there's one majestic-looking sonuvagun!

Laramie sports: Boulder-rolling.

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She stalks.

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Venus on the Rocks.

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Laramie sports: Boulder-rolling.
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I can tell he's lichen it already.

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Gah! Boorite shaved off his beard!

He looks so... common...

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Man, I love kitty's adventures.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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My sediments exactly.

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The boorite Driveth by ivytheplant 8-31-05

Are you aware you were going 105 miles per hour? Really? Teh cool! How old is your passenger there? I'm pretty sure she's over 18. Dude, I told you about the carding thing.

What a crazy night.

Ticket Master by boorite 8-31-05

You were going pretty fast back there. Yeah, isn't this car GREAT? Is this a rental car? Hell, yes. I wouldn't drive MY car like this. You know, I could throw you in jail tonight. Yeah, yeah. Can we hurry this up? I'm trying to impress a girl here.

And I was going over 110. Stupid cop!

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I would say "Thems the brakes" but you obviously weren't using yours.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Poop.

breakin the law, breakin the law!

fuck yah. if i was in that car i'd be going over 100 too. thats a beasty, i'm tellin ya!

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Boorite Meets Ivy's Friends by ivytheplant 9-02-05

So you're 26, eh? Yup. They actually believed me. Oh, theyre pagans. They'll take everything in stride. I'm black.

The boorite Cometh 3 by ivytheplant 9-02-05

So you had to turn the rental car back in, eh? Yes. I feel so diminished without it. It was a very cool car. There seems to be something missing now. Something like... Pants? No, that's not it.

He'll probably pull up in some shiny yellow hot rod. I'm stuck in the Cheyenne campus library waiting, since he drove me to my classes this morning and I'm stuck here.

There's a stuffed vulture hanging over my head. I'm starting to get paranoid.

does this mean whatever car he shows up in, we're getting more hood action photos?

move your head in a circle while lookin at it to get the full effect

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Boorite, my friend, you have a fine taste in automobiles.

I would think we are all in agreeance there, BigFrank. That Mustange is truly an example of a fine car that has not diminished as time goes on.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Exactly. The Mustang was the original pony car and it will always be. Sure it's had its competitiors but they're all dead now (the Charger is technically not a competitor). However, both Dodge and Chevrolet are trying to regain a piece of the slice by duplicated Ford's "throwback" style on the Mustang by releasing a Challenger and Camaro, respectively, based on throwback styles by 2008/09

He ended up with a Chevy Malibu. Very nice car. I try to get one whenever I rent. It just doesn't have the same...sexiness that the Mustang had. Plus, it's white. White cars annoy me.

Just a warning to would-be travelers: Stay away from the water table near Wheatland, Wyoming. Every time I've turned a faucet on in this damned motel, the water comes out opaque and frothy. Either that or Motel 6 sucks.

P.S. Nickelback sucks.