Hmmm... warm weather, beaches, huge amounts of natural beauty, nice people... then there's Scotland... cold, windy, wet, and full of drunk men with blue legs wearing skirts, with English neighbours.

I think I was born in the right country, actually. :)

Yet you still felt the need to create Neighbours , Home and Away , The Sullivans , Prisoner:Cell Block H , and all manner of god awful , wooden setted monstrosities in the name of "Daytime TV"

What is wrong with you people.

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We also made The Castle, The Dish, Mad Max, The Interview...

...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. *nyaah!* UK sucks! Oz rules! *razz!*

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We also made The Castle, The Dish, Mad Max, The Interview...

...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. *nyaah!* UK sucks! Oz rules! *razz!*

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He's a fucking Kiwi, so shove it up your arse.

If you want to blame us for Russell Crowe (who I think is pretty good, though he has been in some shit films lately) then I can feel free to blame you for any English or Welsh performer I happen to dislike...

Oh, and as for these "unmemorable" Australian films (ie. films that you never saw, because you were too busy wanking in front of "XXX Goat Antics Volume 6") all four are films that did extremely well overseas. Not that internationla performance matter all that much. I mean, if they're good, they're good. The fact that blue-legged skirt-wearing blokes haven't heard of them means very little.

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Yahoo Serious is suing Yahoo.com for trademark infringement. Seriously.

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Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us.

Please don't mention him again, or I will mention:

Chevy Chase (if you're American).
Celine Dion (if you're Canadian).
Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English).

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Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us.

Please don't mention him again, or I will mention:

Chevy Chase (if you're American).
Celine Dion (if you're Canadian).
Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English).

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Yahoo Serious is an embarrassment to us.

Please don't mention him again, or I will mention:

Chevy Chase (if you're American).
Celine Dion (if you're Canadian).
Stock, Aitken and Waterman (if you're English).

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Yes, we were smart enough to get rid of them. It took the British to make them "recording" stars. *gag!*

That said, Nik Kershaw was one of theirs, and he was pretty good.

Okay then... Pauly Shore. Better?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Yes. That wins a prize.

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I can't believe KKP has almost 200 posts despite being here for less than a fortnight. Almost puts Gabe to shame.

Im tempted to say "Its all thanks to (insert name here)" , but i cant think who i should blame it on.

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I think society is to blame.

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...and no, I have never been to the UK, but since this is the fight forum, I feel no need to justify my arguments. *nyaah!* UK sucks! Oz rules! *razz!*

I've now lived in Scotland and Australia.

Scotland wins.

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Yeah, but you would say that.

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I've now lived in Scotland and Australia.

Scotland wins.

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Australia doesn't have the most beautiful women in the world, but we're damned close to the top of the list. I have heard that some men actually go to Australian beaches to swim...

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DexX, if you think we Americans don't appreciate your totally "bonzer" culture, take a gander at this.

(Funny, there's only one of these on the entire Australian continent.)

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Damn... that's just... I'm speechless...

Nobody ever seems to be able to get an Ocker (broad Aussie) accent right even in text. I can't remember the last time I heard an Aussie say "don't know" or "want to" instead of "dunno" or "wanna".

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Oh, this map's wrong, by the way...

I took the liberty of correcting it.

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Now that is just a blatant lie. If you want beautiful women - go up to Singapore.

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I took the liberty of correcting it.

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Consentingly?

Oh, they're all consenting over here, mate.

(c) 2001, Australian Tourism Bureau

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What's a lot of pish is this:

Julia Roberts. . . could play Margaret Thatcher and make her adorable

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