My answers to the questions rather depend on where I'll be next year... I may be in America if I succeed with my PhD application, or else I'll still be in the UK slaving away in the IT sector somewhere around the London area. Wherever I am, though, I'm definitely up for meeting everyone.

Oooh Oregon. The Oregon vortex. That would be cool.

I'll begin tallying votes soon. I think I'll wait until tomorrow, in case some strippers are Monday thru Fridayers like I normally am.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think we should go somewhere where we can rent a large nuber of rooms at a hotel, forcing them to put our name on the convention sign outside:

"WELCOME STRIPPERS"

Their business will go up so much they'll wonder why they didn't think of that sooner. Then they'd give us all free rooms out of gratitude.

If that doesn't work, we should all go to Brad's house.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I say the stripper fest is we all must guess where Brad's house is, go there, and see if we were right.

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Since I just moved to Seattle, the closer to Washington this is, the more likely I would attend. I don't have a preferred time of year other than "the time of year least likely to be struck down by the angry wrath of nature."

No, you can't have it at my place if you hold it in Seattle.

OR-REEE-GON!
OR-REEE-GON!
OR-REEE-GON!

Home of possums, gabe and me. I think Rabid and Inflate are also close (might be wrong) then Drexle and choad and... I'm not sure who else.

I know a good hooker hotel with cheap rates, friendly staff, and knowing the clientele, there's a good inside chance they already have a "The Joyce welcome the stripper convention" already made-up.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oregon is a "maybe" for me. Just about anywhere else is a "not bloody likely". I live in NorCal.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I vote B-C-B, unless numbah three could be PCP.

All mad rhymes aside, I would definitly attend if the season and location work out in my favor.

I'd of course wear a priest collar for identification purposes.

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I seriously doubt I'll be able to make it out of the midwest, but who wants me around anyawy?

If I have enough time to save some cashola, I could probably make it out. Depends on where and when for good flight prices.

Also, Rabid lives in Saskatchewan and Inflate's in... vermont? Maybe?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The reverend wants you around.

AROOOOUUND TOOOWWN

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8===D

I feel bad for missing Chicka's wedding, so I guess I will be attending the next one.

I guess.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

What about Vegas?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I could maybe do Oregon. Though I don't think I have the directional skills to make it there from Montana on an airplane, all by my lonesome. Airports scare and intimidate me. However, it'd probably be just a direct anti-stopping flight since it's fairly close, so that's good.

One of you guys would have to wait at my arrival gate to pick me up though so I don't get lost in Oregon's wild hills.

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It's grime time.

Excellent choice. Flights to there will likely be cheaper than to Oregon for most people. (Then again, accomodations in Vegas are probably a bit more expensive than the Eugene Super 8.) Plus, it's just a kickass place to visit. I'm headed there for Halloween this year for a music festival and to drink "warp core breaches" at Quark's Bar at the Star Trek Experience.

*pushes up glasses, chortles nerdily*

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Oregon > Vegas

Sorry, I just don't want to have to travel.

Due to the fact that I'm getting married at the end of summer '06, I'm not going to be able to do much of anything. Between the planning before and the drained finances afterwards, I'm stuck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BCB

I'd like to see you guys. It's been forever since we had a stripperfest. The last one was in Ohio like 4 years ago, unless you count DexX's tour across the states.

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BB and slight agenda.

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Great idea, however Vegas is going away from the semi family friendly area it used to be and going strictly adult oriented. If I take an amazing vacation this year to go anywhere (Pennsylvania, Oregon, next door) I'm going to have to bring the family. And some other strippers might feel the same way if they have young ones.

It seems everyone has some varying ideas on the matter. I was hoping to set something up in advance so everyone could move their schedules around, balance checkbooks, etc. But perhaps the best idea is to have two stripper meets to meet everyone's needs?

It's true, the farther up north you go, the less friendly people become about opening their doors to you.

If we do a thing in St. Louis again, I'd just like to announce that I will open my house up to all of you once again to trash and I won't clean it again for two months after.

Well, me for one. I'd love to meet all of you. I actually pay attention when you people talk (for the most part), which definitely says something about you. Plus, it gives me more time with the wonderful people I've already met from here like scyess who introduced me to sushi, boorite who luckily for me wore pants, ivytheplant who is a REALLY cool chick, Kajun who is only an asshole when you can't see him, and jes_lawson who is one of THE nicest guys in the world.

So I guess that's an informal invitation? ;) Hey, you were all welcome to mine -- and more of you should have shown up I had too much food left over!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Vegas is a good idea. Cheap flights and it's hard to have a bad time there. My wife and I are always looking for a reason to visit Vegas.

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I've never been to Vegas but I had guessed that accomodations might be cheap since they want you to gamble your life away. That may be dilussional on my part. I certainly wouldn't want to exclude anybody though. In my head, I was picturing us all stumbling around like a frat party for a weekend, but yeah, family is good too.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Sure, vegas would be awesome for those of you 21 and older. I won't be 21 until next July, and then there's all the youngens like arsg and bigfrank and possums.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Vagas is pushing itself as an all-ages, family friendly vacation spot. There's plenty to do that doesn't involve drinking, gambling or hookers. ... I just can't think of any.

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I thought Vegas ditched the family friendly crap and went back to the sleazy image it had in the past.