Behind the Scenes by TheGovernor 10-25-05

CC 302: YOU MONSTER! by mandingo 10-25-05

so then i slaughter the pig, decapitate it, slice its chest open, remove its organs, knife the meat into strips, season it with paprika, and cook it in the oven what? paprika on ham??

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what if nigger meant kite

and now the bad... by mandingo 10-25-05

you must be the babysitter. i've gotta warn you, my 4 kids are a handfull. i charge $10 a kid later... so how'd it go? well, i have good news and bad news good news first you only owe me 20 dollars

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CC 301: No, there's no hidden joke in there.

Trade you this fish for that letter. You got yourself a deal mister.

by TheBigJE, 10-25-05

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

RCL no. 579 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-25-05

o/' Suddenly Seymor... o/' Wow! That plant is singing!   !   I think I'll stick my head in what looks like its mouth... Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh... I hope it doesn't (ha, ha) bite!

The Fats of Life by choadwarrior 10-25-05

When I was in college, I used to carpool with Mindy Cohn of TV's Facts of Life. Didn't you want to save gas? Yeah, that's why we carpooled. That's what I mean--you probably would have gotten better mileage without her in the car. Hey! She was nice! The medical term for that is overcompensation.

So I'm the Italian k.d. lang, huh? Awesome!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The 'bov from TheGov owns us all, but here's one anyway.

CC 302: Battle of the Bands by umfumdisi 10-25-05

Guns 'N' Roses 4ever! Morbid Angel rulz! I <3 Beastie Boys! Echo and The Bunnymen, bitch! I... AM the TRUE... KING......................... of POP! Set phasers to... SCHMALTZ!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Okay, one more.

A long way to go for no tomatoes by umfumdisi 10-25-05

WELCOME TO MAKIN' BACON! WHAT DO YOU WANT ALREADY!!?!! I'll take a BLT lightly toasted. Hold the L. And The T. So, basically, you want a B? Yes, and have them smoosh the bread REALLY flat so my kid can eat it. HEY, EARL, I NEED A B FLAT MINOR!! My work here is done.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RCL no. 580 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-05

Slower... Slower... (mailman trainee) Better.

Operation C.R.U.S.H. is now in effect!

Mandingo u just totally took my babysitter/killer idea and made ur own joke out of it... i mean come on!

whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?..... Not being disabled.

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Radio message from HQ! DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU!!!

you talking about the comic with the punchline "You can't handle the truth"? i hadn't read it till you said something and it wasn't exactly breaking new ground

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what if nigger meant kite

We are lookin for movie references here and u dnt get better than a bit of jack nicholson going apeshit in a bunny outfit.

anyway no harm done.

cheerio!

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Radio message from HQ! DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU!!!

oh, it's not going to be that easy, little man. you falsely accused me of plagerism. i must gut you with a spork and use your dead corpse as a sock puppet, mouthing out the words, "i'm sorry."

how's Thursday, say 3ish?

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How About That! by kaufman 10-26-05

Escargoing Escargoing Escargone

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Hey, Kaufman! That was escarGOOD!

RCL no. 581 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-05

OUCH! Goddammit, man! I thought you vampires bit people on the NECK! I was gay before I transformed, and old habits are hard to break. Sorry.

I realize this one doesn't quite fit the guidelines, but how can you have a CC without Gabe getting it in the nuts?

RCL no. 583 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-05

Great Halloween party! Who you supposed to be? The Easter Bunny. Who YOU supposed to be? Michael Jackson incognito. Spooky! Wanna pet my monkey?

CC302: Hitch Glitch by biped 10-26-05

Sheesh, some days you just can't hitch a freakin' ride.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC302: Obvious Kevin Smith reference

And don't come back in my store again! You tell 'em, Steve-Dave.

by UnknownEric, 10-26-05

Every time I saw that "Gene" character, this kept popping in my head.

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I has a flavor!

RCL no. 586 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-05

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! What's wrong? THE ATMOSPHERE ON THIS ASTEROID IS BURNING RIGHT THROUGH MY SKIN LIKE ACID!! I told you to put on your protective bunny-suit before beaming down... OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW OW! OW... But, NOOOOOOOOO! You were too concerned with looking silly, and now you're paying the price!

Crappy Days by RedfeatheR 10-19-05

Special delivery! What a coincidence, I have a "Special Delivery" for you too *chuckle* Oh in that case, I have a Special, SPECIAL delivery for you. Another coincidence... I just shit my pants. Like the Fonz does in that lost episode of "Happy Days" AAEEEYYYY!!!

And one to break the rules with

at the hospital by mandingo 10-27-05

nurse, i'd like you to go below me WHAT?? GO BLOW YOU?? no, "go below me". down in radiology. i'd like you to go wait down there  oh  i'll be down in a minute and you can suck my cock

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You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Thermometer by kaufman 10-27-05

That a new thermometer? Yup. Old one finally died. That's too bad. Any idea what happened to it? Mercury poisoning.

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Groovy! - Just having a little "pun" by edoggydog 10-27-05

...so, I says, "These tits aren't going to generate lactation all by themselves!" Anyhoo... The doctor will be right with you. Groovy! Nurse Titty- er, Betty said you wanted to talk to me about your cousin's death? Yes. Someone left a garbled message on my voice mail saying my cousin "went to a strip club and died from a bad cough, man!" That doesn't make any sense to me... No, no, no... You got it all wrong! I left the message, and what I said was "he went on-line to Stripcreator.com and read a bad Kaufman." That's what killed him! D'oh!