Who are you calling fat?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Two words: vacuums suck.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Two words: vacuums suck.

So does Wirthling.

(What? You didn't expect me to just let that slide, did you?)

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This is not my empire.

i didnt buy it, i always get free booze.
Im not too fond of budweiser anymore, but i'll drink it.

If you all are going to be that picky about your beer, maybe you should just order that Tropical Sunrise on the rocks with a twist and "the prettiest swizzle stick" that you really want? (Remember, I know nothing about alcohol so I am TOTALLY making this up).

The way I see it, if the beer is about the same price as all the other name brand beers, Like Milwaukee, Busch, Budwiser, etc., then it must be AS good AS the other beers. Then you have your imported variety which is slightly more expensive, which should mean better tasting. Then you have your natural light and store brand beer, one case of 12 for $2.59. Obviously something is wrong with that picture. The brand name is printed on the can with a sharpie and spelled differently on each can. So you obviously pay a little more to get a brand name and stop bitching about which beer is better. Unless you seriously took the Pepsi Challenge and selected a cola product that way.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I only judge a beer by: Can I drink a whole can/bottle/glass without getting sick to my stomach?

Sadly, Budweiser is one of the beers that does not pass that test.

I like: Newcastle Brown Ale, Killian's Irish Red, Labatt Blue, OV. That's it.

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I has a flavor!

See those brands are on the expensive side, at least I know two of them are, anyway.

So you basically have expensive taste, literally.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Molson Canadian, Rickards REd and Kokanee are very smooth yummy beers

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I dumb :D

I actually did take the Pepsi Challenge.

I definitely do like Pepsi better than Coke.

Dr Pepper rules them all.

(But I still don't drink alcohol, so why am I even participating in this discussion?)

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This is not my empire.

I once agreed to do a blind test of colas. I successfully named six different brands, tasting from unmarked cups.

I am a cola geek, though.

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Pretty much.

Which is why I don't drink much anymore.

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I has a flavor!

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I once agreed to do a blind test of colas. I successfully named six different brands, tasting from unmarked cups.

I am a cola geek, though.

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If you all are going to be that picky about your beer, maybe you should just order that Tropical Sunrise on the rocks with a twist and "the prettiest swizzle stick" that you really want? (Remember, I know nothing about alcohol so I am TOTALLY making this up).

The way I see it, if the beer is about the same price as all the other name brand beers, Like Milwaukee, Busch, Budwiser, etc., then it must be AS good AS the other beers. Then you have your imported variety which is slightly more expensive, which should mean better tasting. Then you have your natural light and store brand beer, one case of 12 for $2.59. Obviously something is wrong with that picture. The brand name is printed on the can with a sharpie and spelled differently on each can. So you obviously pay a little more to get a brand name and stop bitching about which beer is better. Unless you seriously took the Pepsi Challenge and selected a cola product that way.

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I see Titanic on that rack of tapes.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Any Cider fans in the house?

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Poo perhaps?

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If you all are going to be that picky about your beer, maybe you should just order that Tropical Sunrise on the rocks with a twist and "the prettiest swizzle stick" that you really want? (Remember, I know nothing about alcohol so I am TOTALLY making this up).

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I dont know who you were referring to specifically, but obviously you know nothing about booze.

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The only "common" beer worth any money is Newcastle Brown.

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WTF!? All beers are the same! Bullshit! Thats like saying all tampons are the same! Much like a tampon, there are many different types, sizes, colors, aromas, and most importantly tastes. Its not like girls are rushing out to be NO-AD tampons.

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obscenity filter is off

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If you all are going to be that picky about your beer, maybe you should just order that Tropical Sunrise on the rocks with a twist and "the prettiest swizzle stick" that you really want? (Remember, I know nothing about alcohol so I am TOTALLY making this up).

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I dont know who you were referring to specifically, but obviously you know nothing about booze.

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You must not have much of an attention span.

I don't care how different a beer tastes from another. It's like saying you'll only eat chicken from KFC for the rest of your life. It's just not done. When people go to Mardi Gras and the street side beer vendor says "Beer, $3.00", they don't say "What kind?" They say "Fill up my novelty hat!" I don't understand why you guys are so picky about what beer goes in your body. It all goes straight for your liver anyway. (Okay, I can understand UE's point of if it makes you sick, don't do it again). The rest of you: Too picky.

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Hey, look! Shank's projecting again!

That'd be me. I've never liked beer, so I drink a Mercury or a Strongbow while I'm at the pub with friends who are drinking beer. Cider is yummy, and significantly higher in alcohol than beer, too.

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When I drink beer it's always Corona or some imported English ale, really. American stuff sucks ass. I love Guinness, but there's only one place I knew of that served the real Irish kind, not that crappy Canadian mix, and they closed just recently. Sadness. :(

I also got addicted to mudslides while I was on leave. Kahlua... Yum...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i dont know why im fighting this...im officially sobering up damn near 100%

damn them women (L)

be strong, don't let them break you

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obscenity filter is off

That's like not being picky about what clothes go on your body. They all just cover up your nekkidity anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

she better not >=(