my fucking eyes

Nice job drinking out of a flower pot.

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thx

Your calander sucks but your white socks are awesome. Manly.

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Poo perhaps?

SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEN!

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I dumb :D

that's a lot of beer

A vacuum cleaner?! Who'd you steal a vacuum cleaner from and why would you steal a vacuum cleaner if you clearly have no intention of using a vacuum cleaner?

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obscenity filter is off

And isn't 10:30 in the morning a little early to be drinking 40oz's?

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obscenity filter is off

what the fuck
first of all, it was 10:30pm
second of all, that's budweiser

And upon even closer inspection you may notice some questionable viewing material:

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obscenity filter is off

Or, as the Navajo call it, "Horse Piss."

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I has a flavor!

Poor guy, he's still waiting for that DVD player.

The only two titles I can really read on that shelf are "Liar Liar" and "Ed TV". I think on the lower shelf is "The Mask" but I'm not 100% sure on that one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I see a can of Kokanee on the coffee table

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I dumb :D

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Poor guy, he's still waiting for that DVD player.

The only two titles I can really read on that shelf are "Liar Liar" and "Ed TV". I think on the lower shelf is "The Mask" but I'm not 100% sure on that one.

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Then why are all of your movies in VHS format?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

How much does that glass hold?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

what kind of question is that, SERIOUSLY?

we dont put the dvds up there obviously, are you really going to make an issue over this?

Plus, thats our basement, all the dvd's are upstairs where the big screen is, who wants to watch movies on a small 27" tv?

i think 10 to 12 beer

I see Titanic on that rack of tapes.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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we dont put the dvds up there obviously, are you really going to make an issue over this?

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we dont put the dvds up there obviously, are you really going to make an issue over this?

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You sure seem awfully sensitive about your VHS collection John.

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Your eyes did not deceive you, chicka -- that was indeed The Mask.

I also saw on the shelves Liar Liar, Mission: Impossible, Dumb and Dumber, Doc Hollywood, The Mighty Ducks, Starman, and, though I wouldn't stake my reputation as the flickguy on it, Bait.

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This is not my empire.

what can i say, we have like 200 VHS movies

Or, as the Navajo call it, "Horse Piss."

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Budweiser is great beer. If you don't like it, then you're simply a big, fat doofus.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.