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heal biped
hurt Al Franken

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Welcome to our restaurant! May I rip your arms off?

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Because when you think "burger," you think "ape."

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All these apes are making me hungry!

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So we toured the SAC museum today. It was cool. Boorite played with a flight simulator. I took pictures and fantasized that I was bombing things.

Boorite always has a mixture of surprise and sadness on his face.

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being around Tobor will do that to a guy.

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Marriage gives you insurance benefits!

Also, mmyers, I got a card that said that from my cousin.

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This is a statue we found at a gas station in Cozad, NE. We originally didn't get it, but later decided it must be ours so on the way to Arkansas, we lucked out when it was still there. Kitty is posing next to it so you know it's within our possession. He looks a little annoyed at having to be in the same picture. Marvel at the tackiness!

[Click to view comic: 'Objets de Nebraska']

The only thing that could possibly improve that statue would be if it was one of those singing bass.

And it sang "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Boorite and I tackle the mighty Buffalo National River. Of course its might was somewhat diminished by a multi-year drought and we had to drag our canoes in several places. But we had fun, parent chaperone notwithstanding. And lots of river sex, naturally.

Because of diffraction, my shaft looks bent.

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Yes, I woke up in Omaha, Nebraska-- where former Soviet Union laughs at YOU!

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I didn't know. Plus my shaft was bent.

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Damn, Ivy, give the man some time to recover between bouts of river sex. The spirit may be willing, but the flesh doesn't hold up so well after prolonged periods of use.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just noticed the matching outfits.
Nice touch.

It wasn't on purpose. Besides, he's wearing nylon river pants and I'm wearing ratty blue jeans. And only one of us is wearing women's underwear.

I always wondered about boorite.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Green shirts and matching green hats by coincidence?

Uh huh. ;)

I'm totally jealous. Next time you go canoeing, drive 500 or so miles out of your way to pick me up and take me along.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I just noticed the matching outfits.
Nice touch.

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Green shirts and matching green hats by coincidence?

Uh huh. ;)

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HEY ARE IVY AND BOORITE DATING OR SOMETHING???????

CUZ YOU'D THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE.

JUST A SUSPICION.

MIGHT BE WRONG HERE.

"Dating" is an understatement, Scyess and I had to hose down the back of his car after we left them alone (by which I mean, looked away momentarily).

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Dad was flammable