7.93 at 29 votes

Comic Contest #6 - Wirthling Sucks Big Time by gabe_billings 2-21-01

Well, wirthling poll results are in. Lowpass readers think he sucks more than cauliflower, Wayne Newton and cholera. 34 percent of readers think stoning is too good for him, and 83 percent would like to see him ravaged by woodchucks. Somebody even wants to see him sodomized by a donkey. That one kinda came out of left field. Guilty.

320017 comics later:

CC 305: Nailed that one (based on gabe_billings') by lukket 11-27-05

It's a letter from your girl-friend Martha. Great. Haven't heard from her for a while. What does she write? She's leaving you for a well hung horse. Oh... Martha really sucks ass. I can vouch for that.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thanks for all the great submission and submissions.

Everyone should get their final entries done as I will be judging on Tuesday.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Rating: 8.11 Votes: 66

Stripsurvivor 2 by boorite 10-17-03

We both want the parachute. We have to settle this somehow. How about a knife fight? How about SAT scores? 680 Math, 700 Verbal. How about a knife fight?

Rating: 7 Votes: 10

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-07-02

Have you ever read the bible? Nope. I read it last week. It was totally boring, but the ending kicked ass. I can't wait to go to hell. Rock.

CC 305: Tard Boy and Finkelman by niteowl 11-29-05

Have you ever read the bible? Nope. I read it last week. It was totally boring, but the ending kicked ass. I got a huge boner while reading Armageddon. Cock rock.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Rating: 6.96 Votes: 23

Stripcreator: The Video Game by BigEvilDan 4-24-04

Check it out. My character is reading your comic. Geez, why is he so ugly? Oh look, he's rating it bad. No, not bad! Rate it good! A BUTTON!! A BUTTON!! Ha! You lose! You shouldn't have broken the fourth wall. That's so old. I hate this game.

CC 305: Stripcreator, The Video Game by niteowl 11-29-05

Check it out. My character is making a post on the forums. My character is flaming you in response. Man, I love 2 player co-op split screen mode! My character just made a smarmy and tactless post about the character of your character. My character just posted nudes of your mom. Fuck, you got me. I told you I rule at this game!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Heh...

9 at 5 votes:

God Millenium 1 : Larry's Universe by finn34 11-21-05

Yo. Hi, I'm Larry. Two universes over, next to the copier. Sup? Chillin' Have you seen the kickass Earth I built? No, I haven't. What's so cool about it? Two words : Chainsaw Hands! It's like a non-stop deathmatch in there. I've got $10 that says the dinosaurs still win.

My attempt at a documentary:

CC 305: That explains a lot (based on finn34 + squidrabies) by lukket 11-29-05

Yo. Hi, I'm Larry. Two universes over, next to the copier. Sup? I'm stressed out. Since we got that new ceo, everything has become so tedious. Tell me about it. I've only been given seven days to create my earth and the project budget forced me to make the first man of clay. Whoa. That's tough. Thought on a proper ending to it? Dunno. With that budget it's easier to just let them handle the apocalypse themself.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Ooh, I want a take on this one too!

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-07-02

Have you ever read the bible? Nope. I read it last week. It was totally boring, but the ending kicked ass. I can't wait to go to hell. Rock.

CC 305: Tardstein and Finkelman by kaufman 11-29-05

Have you ever read the bible? Nope. I read it last week. It was totally boring, but the ending kicked ass. God says, "Thgil eb ereht tel," and all suddenly goes black! You idiot! You'd think with a name like Finkelman, you'd know you're supposed to read it right to left.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I have a difficult task at hand, and I have to judge this contest. Thanks to everyone who participated. In a fair world everyone would win as you are all very funny. But fuck fair.

In order of appearance, Honorable mentions go to:
Arbi, a true life hero fighting the good fight to keep the internet annonymous and free of censorship, for A PLAME ATTEMPT

Umfumdisi for the hilarious CUBICLES, which was a in strong consideration for the win

TheBigJE for I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS CHEATING which makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it

Lukket made several very funny entries. My favorite is NAILED THAT ONE

HotRodDeathToll for A SCYESS TRIBUTE

and NITEOWL for STRIPCREATOR, THE VIDEO GAME which was also a strong contender for the win.

Drumroll please...
AND THE RUNNER UP is finn34 for a comic which made it to the top rated list itself (thus justifying this competition, and so funny it may become an injoke in it's own rite)

God Millenium 1 : Larry's Universe by finn34 11-21-05

Yo. Hi, I'm Larry. Two universes over, next to the copier. Sup? Chillin' Have you seen the kickass Earth I built? No, I haven't. What's so cool about it? Two words : Chainsaw Hands! It's like a non-stop deathmatch in there. I've got $10 that says the dinosaurs still win.

THE WINNER IS a man who knows all about dry, chapped lips (and who should consider lubrication or foreplay in the future) RedfeatheR

Rite of passage... (if ya know wadda mean) by RedfeatheR 11-21-05

Is it the seventh sepulchre of obsidian?... ...the eldritch wastes of Tartarus?... hmm A Kiligon's forehead? It's my vagina, you silly goose

Thanks everyone. Feather will be the judge and jury for CC306.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I thank thee Smarms. Will post in the next 24 hours. I don't know how I have won two CC's thus far. Poo Poo is shit in baby talk btw...

"Booboo" is what I called an ouchy when I was teh baby. Others called it a "Bobo". "Bobo" was the word I used for my penis. My mom was the one who started it's use. She obviously had no brothers. I asked my Dad what he would have had me call my penis as a baby. He said, "I would've said to call it your dick."

-- red