All you fuckin' honkeys are straight up frontin'
Sit yo damn asses down while I go cracka huntin'
Jesus, I don't know why you lead this "punk" lifestyle
you'll prolly end up a cokehead and a pedophile
Dingo I hope your poker gets you very far
because your rhymes won't, they are older than YOU are
possums, I don't know what fuck you are thinkin'
while you bitch and moan, bunner is just sittin' back blinkin'
Now I must leave you, I got some bitches to bang
they ain't crackwhores, they're just addicted to my wang

(I love you all, really.)

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Flow like a Harpoon Daily and Nightly
Will it ever stop?
Hell No!
Light up the stage like a candle
K A E ...oh hell with it.

cpausti? ain't that kid like eight?
it's past your bedtime and getting late
so brush your teeth like your mommy said
adults are talking, off to bed

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what if nigger meant kite

Mandingo why you gotte mess on that kid
Is it his fault that you fucked that squid?
Is that what the Republicans made you do?
Look out folks its CHUBBY number 2

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

pslock wins, yo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm thinking

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagar said, "I can't get no porn-attraction"
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm looking def
Yo, what's up with K-A-E-NASH?
The girls I saw jokin' at the other end of the irc
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that I'm the (1) star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the internet
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
He said, "Rufies"

bullshit

I'm not really a poet or a rapper, and you know it,
But I'll step out and show it, though I know you'll say just stow it.
I'm not really a stripper, making comics ain't my strength,
But what I lack in talent, well, I make up for with length.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Droppin' lyrics like bombs, takin' bitchez to proms
I paid for a ho and all I gots was yo' moms.

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I has a flavor!

DexX and ladyj sitting in a tree
b-i-t-c-h-i-n-g
first comes love, then comes marriage
then all we can hope for is a miscarriage

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what if nigger meant kite

in case it's not clear from DexX and my argument over in the New Definition of Ass thread, that rapzor is just a jokezor. i love DexX long time

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what if nigger meant kite

MC Kaenash that''s right you know I''m back ho From the dead where I had to lay low Seems strange but I ain''t changed nothing Pot smokin'' beer drinkin'' mother fucker that''s me In the flesh and I guess I''m the best In the muther fuckin midwest cuz there''s no contest For the pimp in the pimp of the nation So fuck college and a good education All we need to learn is how to hold hands Then we could live in peace in my homeland God damn the way my pain swells I spend all my time killin'' brain cells The light shed on me was a dim gleam So I live life in a bottle of Jim Beam Droppin'' dots or sniffin'' that blow black, I go to sleep at night watchin'' Kojak Fuck hoes cuz I''m no big fag Roll with Zig Zags like to read skin mags When I shoot I never miss and if I played the bass I''d probably pluck it like this... People wanna know what I''m thinkin'' but I don''t care So I keep my thoughts in a bottle of Cuervo Just a wild young buck Got banned from the shelter but I really don''t give a fuck Cuz I still be clownin'' suckers be frownin'' Forties of Busch I be poundin'' I ain''t dead in the head like Manson I''m more laid back than muther fuckin'' Ted Danson Hanson brother style when I''m rumblin'' Couple of shots of Don Q and I be stumblin'' Fumblin'' footballs hangin'' in the pool halls Out late night with my crew stealin'' U-hauls I''m not into havin'' clean fun I step into the party strapped with a machine gun But I''m no gangster like Gotti I''m just an M.C. to put the boogie in the party Back in black plus a new track And I won''t quit till your ears blow from feedback When I shoot I never miss And if I played the guitar I''d probably strum it like this... So give it up bitch cuz I''m the MC Kaenash And today I know you don''t wanna get shot You look gay you''re too cliche So fuck all y''all hoes and yo Chuck pass the jay Sellin'' me out like bitches to make a quick buck But muther fuckers like y''all just have no luck Your little plan was a flop Tryin'' to get em on by sellin out the MC Kaenash A part of me was with you but yo he died, And I''m glad you stepped off cuz I ain''t givin'' no free rides You little bald headed peon And fuck it mother fucker if you want it lets get the beef on Cuz I''m sure I''m sure ya Are gonna try to come back around but I''ll ignore ya It only takes one shot to floor ya Cuz I''m MC Kaenash bitch and I''m real mutha for ya Better jet so cuz I won''t let no hoes from the metro Take mine what up doe Come look son I''m number one... Cuz I worked like a bitch to get the job done In the twilight zone with Rod Serling I ain''t goin'' bald so fuck Sy Sperling When I shoot I never miss And if I played the harmonica I''d probably blow it like this... (cool harmonica solo, and I am out! peace!)

Straight out the midwest
like a retard it's Kaenash
Try'na take SC by storm
with his weak-ass '70s form
quotin' skits but never writein'
Shit, we all grew up with Python
A fucking blight on SC
He bites the style of blt

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Whats this piece of shit doing in my thread?
Dont you you to join you have to give me head
And your rhymes are annoying and skills are shit.
Go jerk off to some more shemale tits.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Hey yo, JS, don't be frontin' that mess
with all the foo's at stripcreator i'd be expectin' no less
we got tards from the reaches of the idiot landscape
victims of the inadvertant cranial manrape
this fool wwefan, be just tha status quo
but don't think i be lying when i say he's still a ho

shiiiiieeettt

Man, this freestyle rap battle thread is the best.
Fuck that other shit, blt won't show you her breast.

Or the other one.

MC CP fade away, biatch.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

there's only two pages
in this rap battle thread
ya'll need to post more
don't leave this thing dead!

Possums, it's ok. Settle down.
I just found the thread & I'm bringing it back to town.
50 Cent can move over, Eminem can kiss my arse,
Because as far as a talent test would go, we all know they'd never pass.
My skills ain't that mad, I really suck when I spit it,
But I've got good grammar at least, I have to admit it.
I'm a female Aussie & Amber is my name,
I have koalas in my backyard & I keep my kangaroos tame.
Steve Irwin is my bitch, & he loves it, no doubt,
Stripping & pimping is what I'm all about.
So here comes Hughesy, watch out for my rear,

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

(sampled intro 4 bars)

Yo, Yo, uh-huh, yeah (4 bars)

(sampled chorus 4 bars)

Yeah, uh-huh, for real, uh (4 bars)

(sampled chorus)

(some other random obscure rapper, 4 bars)

(sampled chorus fade out to end)

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Oh my God. What the hell? Let's get some talent in here.
That took absolutely no skill, this much is clear.
Do not collect 200 dollars, do not pass go,
This thread is seriously losing steam, yo.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

The young scot is wasted and jaded on life
He goes into chatrooms to find him a wife
But under the covers every night he's jerking
he's at the wrong genitals cause tonight it's not working
and his mom and his dad dont know what
been to doctors and psychiatrists before they were through.
But in the end they only found one thing
Their son sucks cocks with a silver tongue ring.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Find all the errors in that stanza and win a free pill of XTC.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE