Resolutions

1. Not become addicted to heroin

2. Not end up in a mental institution

3. Meet biped

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

First... why? Second... good fucking luck. I wanted to see how long I could go without it and I buckled after three weeks. You go crazy without it. It doesn't make you less horny, it just gets worse and worse until you're ready to explode. I found that I was becoming irritable, restless and generally just an unpleasant guy to be around. Unless you have a girl doing all the work for you (and even then), you need the release that only masturbation can provide. Don't kid yourself. You'll be choking the chicken again in a month. (On the off-chance you aren't, I will admit you are a stronger man than I am)

Here are my resolutions...

1. Keep a consistent workout regimen.

2. Eat healthier.

3. Get good grades.

4. Either fix stuff with my ex or learn to move on... whichever works.

5. Write a book.

6. No more binge-drinking.

7. Be more open.

8. Continue masturbating.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Ah. I didn't see that. I knew you weren't insane.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

*Adds to list*

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1. Try to get somewhere near to 500 comics.
2. Get a girlfriend, I've been single fo' two years and thats long enough, thank you.
3. Give up masturbation, cold turkey.

Yeeeeeeeeah...don't be countin' on that last one. I already cracked a couple off after the word "near" and in the middle of the word "thank".

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teh lewl

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what if nigger meant kite

Happy New Year ALL!

1)Lose ten pounds.
2)Be a better boyfriend.
3)Try to make more comics.
4)Play more raquetball.
5)Give in and buy an IPOD before February.

My New Years Resolutions (1280 X 786 pixels):

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6. No more blood in my jism.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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6. No more blood in my jism.

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that's key, right there.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I still haven't smoked a cig all year.

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What others say about boorite!

*pat pat*

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8===D

Or made a comic. I demand you commence with teh funneh!

Or made a comic. I demand you commence with teh funneh!

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Withhold sex from him and don't let him masturbate until he does.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I got a plan, I am gonna do heroin. Cya guys later.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE