CC 311: I will survive - 1 by lukket 1-22-06

At first I was afraid. I was petrified Kept thinking I couldn't live without you by my side. But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.

CC 311: I will survive - 2 by lukket 1-22-06

I grew strong I learned how to carry on And so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key

CC 311: I will survive - 3 by lukket 1-22-06

So, what did you think of my new interpretation of "I will survive" Do you want my honest opinion Oh yes, by all means. My father was run over by Gloria Gaynor in a hit'n'run accident. I can't stand that song, and you made it even worse. If I had known for just one second... You'd be back to bother me

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The Wrath of Chaka Khan by niteowl 1-22-06

♫ I feel for you... ♫ ♫ I think I love you... ♫ KHAAAAANNNNNN!

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Groovy! - Rooster Cockburn by edoggydog 1-22-06

So, I've been seeing this physician named Dr. Felcher, and he's shown me how I can increase the size of my breasts naturally... Groovy! All I have to do is frequently sing to myself, ♫ "Hi-ho! Hi-ho! My boobs are gonna grow!" ♫ Well, I, too, have been seeing Dr. Felcher for natural "enhancement"... Really? What song do you sing? ♫ "Hickory dickory DOCK..." ♫

CC 311: Are you lonesome tonight is no laughing matter by lukket 1-22-06

o/' Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare o/' o/' Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair o/' I'm gonna shut his insensitive mouth. Augh... 14 years right down the drain And you stay there punk

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CC 311: Billy's Music Appreciation Class by biped 1-22-06

It is said...that "music hath charms to soothe the savage breast..." The SAVAGE BREAST? What is that, like, a HORROR MOVIE or something? Billy, I'm trying to teach you little cretins about something beautiful and fine -- COOL! I'd sure like to see me some BEAUTIFUL AND FINE SAVAGE BREASTS! BILLY! You're disrupting the class! I want you to leave IMMEDIATELY! OH BOY! All this talk about BREASTS has made me want to go JACK OFF!

CC 311: Billy's Music Appreciation Class 2 by biped 1-22-06

Hey, GET OUTTA HERE, kid! I need to BEAT OFF REAL BAD! Oh...do you have Mrs. Hudson's music appreciation class, too? YEAH! Hey, did she tell you guys all about the SAVAGE BREASTS and stuff? No...I just think Mrs. Hudson is really... really...sexy. (drool) Yeah, and -- huh? She's almost as sexy as my Nanna and Auntie Myrtle, and...oh, jeepers! I need to go back for seconds!

CC 311: Billy's Music Appreciation Class 3 by biped 1-22-06

Wha -- what happened to all the boys? They're all in the bathroom, Mrs. Hudson. What in heaven's name are all you boys doing in here with the lights off? NOTHING, Mrs. Huh -- Huh -- Huh -- GAAAAAAAA!!! *SPLOOOOOOGE!!!* ...and that's why I can no longer listen to any form of music without having a spontaneous orgasm. Me, too! HOLY SHIT! IT'S FUCKING COOL!

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CC 311: There's a Natasha Bedingfield reference for you by lukket 1-22-06

So, what do you think of my new opus? The one you call Zombie music? Yes, indeed. Well, it lives up to its name. Can you elaborate? It really should be decomposed.

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RCL no. 823 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-22-06

♫ I'd like to be, under the sea... ♫ ♫ ...in an octopuss' garden with thee! ♫ I'm [glub, glub] married!   ?

RCL no. 824 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-22-06

♫ I'm in the mood for love! ♫ ♫ Simply, because you're near me! Funny, but when you're near me... ♫ ♫ ...I'm in the mood for love! ♫ Tempting! Have you had your shots?

Groovy! - Ohhhhh, we're halfway there... by edoggydog 1-23-06

Well... I think it's wonderful you're dating someone HALF your age! Groovy! What does her father think of her seeing you? He's PISSED OFF! Pissed off? Why? Because, I'm only 28 years old!

Jon Bovi

RCL no. 825 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-06

Write this down, Fred... Right! ♫ I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! Soooo sexy it... It... ♫ Damn! What rhymes with "shirt", Fred? "Hurts"... Good one, Fred! Right!

RCL no. 826 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-06

♫ If, ya think I'm sexy... ♫ Yay! ♫ ...and, you want my body... ♫ YAY-YAY!! ♫ Come on, baby, let me know! ♫ Uh... Are those things on, or am I wasting my time?

RCL no. 827 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-06

♫ What's new, pussycat? ♫ ♫ Whooooaaah whoah whooooahhhhh!! ♫ ♫ What's new, pussycat? ♫ I gave your mother a "dirty Sanchez" last night!

CC 311: Pardon my French by fpd 1-23-06

Okay, class, we're going to listen to Debussy's "Sérénade a la Poupée." Serenade for a poopee? Who would write a serenade to a turd? I'll bet it's crap! That's it! I won't tolerate profanity in this classroom! Go to the principal's office. But you're the one who started talking about turds. Why don't you teach by example? For your information, poupée is French for doll. You said it again! You said poopee! Are you telling me that this is what the French call chicks? Yo, poopee, pardon my French, eh?

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CC 311: This Comic Strip is in Sonata Form by fpd 1-23-06

Allegro Video games are so much fun. Guys who spend all their time with girls don't know what they're missing. Yeah, they sure don't. This is much better than sex. Largo Wow, sex sure looks like a lot of fun. I hope I get to have sex one day. In the meantime, a guy can fantasize. Presto Oh, what a cute baby! Is it yours? No, I'm just holding him for my niece while she tries on clothes. Say, since you like babies so much, how about we make some of our own.

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RCL no. 828 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-06

♫ It's been a long time since I rock-n-ROLLED... ♫ ♫ It's been a long time since I had some HOLE... ♫ ♫ It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, LONELY TIME!!! ♫ Why are you [GULP] telling ME?

Pet Shop Sounds by choadwarrior 1-24-06

Hi, I'm Mike Love. I know that name from somewhere. I've been the lead singer of the Beach Boys for over 45 years. I don't think anyone older than my father should be in a band calling itself "boys." Who are you to tell me that? Neil Tennant.

Polyphonic Shooting Spree by choadwarrior 1-24-06

I really hate your ringtone. What's wrong with Bob Marley? It's awkward in meetings when we try to convince people not to sue us, then your phone starts playing, Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. What's your ringtone? Shuttup-a-You-Face.

RCL no. 830 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-24-06

♫ Oh, me so HORNY... ♫ ♫ Oh, me so HORNY... ♫ ♫ Oh, me so HORNY... Me love you LONG TIME! ♫ WU-TANG!!

Wu-Tang's for the children

RCL no. 831 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-24-06

♫ And, I will walk five hundred miles... ♫ ♫ And, I will walk five hundred more... ♫ ♫ I'm your turbo LOVER! ♫

CC 311: Some Gothic Gossip by fpd 1-24-06

Did you know that the author of this strip doesn't listen to anything more gothic than October Project? What about Evanescence? He listens to them. Oh yeah, I forgot about Evanescence. But get this. He actually listens to Yanni and Keiko Matsui. He's a real muzak lover, if you ask me. Ew. How can he stand to listen to anything so uplifting? If music isn't excrutiatingly painful to listen to, I don't want to hear it. Indeed, I listen only to death metal groups I can't name, because the author of this strip has never heard of them. Geez. Listen to how square we talk. The author of this strip doesn't even know whatever counterculture lingo we really speak. Could he be any more square?

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Unknown Eric's Revenge. by UnknownEric 1-25-06

Stephen Stills! What the heck are you doing here, buddy? Hey, it's my old friend Mike Love! I wonder who invited us to this deserted warehouse? Now to track down James Taylor and Fred Durst...

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RCL no. 832 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-25-06

Dude... What do you think of the current comic contest? So far, so good... What about you? There are some really funny comics in it. But, I'm surprised that no one has yet made Michael Jackson reference! Why do you think that is? How-the-fuck-would-I-know? (Hee, hee, heeee!) ♫ Beat it! ♫

RCL no. 833 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-25-06

...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...so, I asked Pokey if he had experience diving into a pool, and he said, "Yes!" That's why I gave him a tryout... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... But, on his very first attempt off the ten meter board, he belly-flopped, went straight to the bottom and drowned! I'm so sorry, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Dude... Are you screaming in agony, or singing the opening to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song"?