CC 312: Wellington McNocock Has Bad Timing by Rabid_Weasle 2-03-06

I swear to god, if one more guy rejects me I'm just going to hang myself! Hey, he's kinda cute! Going my way big boy?

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CC 312: Singalong Sally 1 by biped 2-04-06

"...scientists have confirmed that the world will be destroyed in 30 days. And now, here's Chip with sports." Mommy, when's my birthday? In 30 days. "R stands for Robin... S stands for Song...T stands for Tweety-Bird... won't you sing along?" La, la, la!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 2 by biped 2-04-06

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THIRTY DAYS TO HELL!!! NNGGGHHH... YAAAAAAA!!! "Ohhh, who are the people in your neighborhood... in your neighborhood... in your neigh-bor-hooood..." So, what do you think about the big global death sentence, Sally? 'Fraid of how horrible your death's gonna be? No, I'm just mad cuz it's gonna mess up my birthday! I'm gonna be FOUR...la, la, la! ...and we should all follow the example of this brave little girl, and sing...SING in the face of death! Come on, everyone... LA, LA, LAAAAA!!! OHHH, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD!!! LA, LA, LAAAAA!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 3 by biped 2-04-06

...and so, little Sally was named Grand Marshall of the "We're All Gonna Die Horribly" parade, leading the teeming masses in joyous song. "B STANDS FOR BODY...C STANDS FOR CORPSE... " OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO DIIEEE!!! LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! DEATH WILL BE FUUUUN!!! LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Too bad we'll be dead before we get to know how the Super Bowl turns out...oh well, LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Now I'll never give birth to my little baby boy that I was going to name Timmy...ah fuck it, LA, LA, LAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 312: Singalong Sally 4 by biped 2-04-06

What the FUCK?!? Earth's impending doom was supposed to SCARE them! Yeah, so that we could feed off of their fear! What's this "LA, LA, LA" shit? GRRRR!!! ARRRGH!!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY!!! MWUH-HA-HAAA!!! Isn't it WONDERFUL? LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Listen, little girl...KNOCK IT OFF!!! SHUT UP!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 5 by biped 2-04-06

...and so, all the governments of the Earth have banded together with little Sally to tell our alien executioners to "SHUT UP!!!" "SHUT UP!!!" SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! This is totally unacceptable! Let's get outta here! Yeah! They're still gonna blow up anyway! HA-HAAA!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 6 by biped 2-04-06

Sally -- for helping us to drive away the killer aliens, we're giving you the Congressional Medal Of Honor. You are the first little girl ever to -- SHUT UP!!! Well...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sally! You mean happy DEATHday, don't ya, Mommy? HA HA! La, la --

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 312 by HCRoyall 2-04-06

Letter from your mom? No, my brother the government scientist. The one who builds stuff for NASA? Yep. He says the world's going to end in 30 days. Meteor. That letter's postmarked at two months ago. Really inspires faith in our space program, eh?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 312 : Bono and the End of the World by Blue_Penguin 2-05-06

So an asteriod the size of Bono's head is going to hit the Earth in 30 days and destroy all life. What a pisser. Yeah. Still could be worse. Worse?! How it could it be any worse? It could wipe out all life on the planet except for you and Bono. Can you imagine listening to that twat drone on about world poverty whilst playing Sunday Bloody Sunday for the 73,257th time... True. True.

CC 312 : Bloody stupid monkey by Blue_Penguin 2-05-06

Haven't you heard, don't you even care?! Mankind will be wiped out in 30 days and you're standing there as happy as a monkey with a banana!   ?   Give that bloody thing here. Come on I want to hear an apology or you're in trouble with a capital T me laddo. Eee Oooo Aaaa Five minutes, many dismembered limbs, a lot of blood and one less monkey later... If mankind is going down I'm taking all you stupid damn dirty apes with me!

CC 312 : Alcoholic Answers by Blue_Penguin 2-05-06

Our main stories tonight. Madonna attacks mentally ill with shoe and "American Pie VII: The Divorce" flops at the cinema. In other news scientists say the world will end in thirty days. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Well at least the bitch wont be getting half the house now. I have killed many infidels and written inflammatory remarks on toilet walls. Allah will reward me with as many virgins as my old pecker can handle. I can't wait! Indeed, bring it on. I will be rewarded with wealth, power, a cushy job, nuns and choir boys to do with as I please... hang on? Dam you alcohol you've let me down again! Why can't you make me as deluded as those rubber johnys... it's no use I can't stay mad at you. Come 'ere.

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

Jim! They just announced on TV that the worlds going to end in 30 days!! Meh Meh!?! Meh!?! Thats all you have to say? The worlds ending? Bring it on! Everyday hundreds of morons force their vile thoughts into my brain. I welcome death! Well, we should probably do something productive with what little time we have, something to benefit all mankind. What are you going to do? Watch as much porn as humanly possible

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

Cid, is that Jim hiding in a bush over there? Yeah, he's trying to catch me off guard, he wants to know where I hide all my porn Oh, and how can you stop him? Easy, I just think about what I do to myself when watching the porn That might explain why he started screaming Thats nothing, I can actually cause him to bleed if I think about my experimental college years

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

So I see you've finally stopped watching porn and decided to do something worthwhile? Yeah, I think I broke my penis anyway. After awhile it was swelling in ways God didn't intend it to Like sideways and stuff

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-03-06

Do you even know how the world is going to end? Ignorance is bliss So your not even slightly curious? Fine, if it will shut you up, just tell me already Some Cyber terrorist has released a virus that will cause every nuclear missile in the world to launch! It also sets everyones homepage to porn. Wow, nuclear porn. Kinky

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Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-03-06

I have an idea! I know, you want to track down the terrorist using your computer, then find out how to save the world using my psychic abilities What? Oh you wanted to tell me your plan yourself? Well get over it skippy Yeah fuck you too

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-03-06

Using advanced computer....stuff, I managed to find the location of the terrorist. To the Cid mobile! Wait, since when do you have a car? Well I don't, but concidering the world is about to end, I figured alittle crime spree won't really matter Well are you up for it? You had me at "crime spree"

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-05-06

One Crime Spree Later Ok, according to my calculations, this is where the cyber terrorist lives. Ok, I've knocked the door. Here's the plan... Ok, when he answers we jump him, tie him up and begin our interrogation Then I'll scan their mind, get the answers and save the world. Its not going to be easy, but if we stick together I know we can do it, right?.......Cid?

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-05-06

Oh you vile puss spewing vaginal faced penis devouring coward! Who are you? My name is SWEET FUCK BUNS!!!!! YOU'RE MONSTROUS!!! What the hell are you? My name is Bltsandwich Is that Space mutant talk for "butt ugly"?

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Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-05-06

We follow Jim into Blt's Mind..... This is the most fucked up mind I've ever been in! Who are you? I'm Blt's metal image of herself! I'm funny and sexy and people like me! Enough of your delusions woman! How do i save the world? Simple! Just give Blt exactly what she needs A good slap?

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-05-06

Good people of Scriptcreator, Bltsandwich's hatred and stupidity on the forums has somehow gained a life of its own It has became a Super computer virus that no one can stop, this spells the end for all mankind! To save the earth, I need all of you to do something for me, It won't be easy, but I trust that you will do it, I know that you can do it Tell Blt she is funny The End

Fuck that was alot of comics!

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AND WITH THESE I'M AT 300 COMICS!!!

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Deaf Sara X by RedfeatheR 2-06-06

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 30 DAYS!!! HOLY SHIT SARA! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! GOD'S GONNA SMITE THE SHIT OUT OF US I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN'S LEG!! I'LL NEVER PISS ON ANOTHER CARPET WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! GOD SAVE US ALL! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO SARA!? SARA?! SARA I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! No mow beanut budder foe you buppy

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Ed's Knife's Edge VIII by RedfeatheR 2-06-06

The world is ending and everthing so I'm just gonna put this out there... ...wow I thought this'd be easier to write... but it's not... ...I know I haven't been a women for long now... ...and I'm still legally your brother and all... but I have been thinking about asking a male family member this for a long time... ...so here it is... ...do you think Uncle Randy's phone number is the same now as it was back when he was molesting you?

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Lizhard XVII by RedfeatheR 2-06-06

Jeez... kinda spooky... I've never done this before... I've never had sex in a graveyard either, but with the world ending and all... No... I've done the graveyard thing before... I've just never had sex with a fat ugly chick before

Captain RaScist by mattmallone 2-06-06

in 30 days the world will be destroyed, and i can finally get laid by 30 virgins, praise alla, praise alla ooooh no!!!, its Captain Rascist, nooooooooooooooo fuck off back to your own country you dirty packy i think everythings going to be all white!!!!

RCL no. 873 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-06

Professor Snail discovers that the world is going to end in a month... *pant, pant* ...so, he rushes out the door to warn everone to prepare for disaster! Come on! Come on! However, by day 30, he only makes it to the curb, and no one knows what hits them as Earth get nailed by a HUGE asteroid! SHIT!!

Okay, this series uses characters from several of my comic strips, and it introduces some new ones. But every strip is guaranteed to have a previously used character in it.

Alexei Luther, based on Lex Luthor, first introduced in my Intruders series. He later appeared in my [url=http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/fpd/sets/kapitan_ubel/]
Kapit�n �bel[/url] series as the president. This is the first appearance of Dimmy Dulson, based on Jimmy Olson.

CC 312: President Luther's Press Conference by fpd 1-31-06

Dimmy Dulson, Planet Daily News. Mr. President, leading scientists have announced that the world will be destroyed in 30 days. What's your reaction? Pish posh. One of those scientists was Greed Gizzards of the Furshlugginer Four. You can bet he was stretching the truth. But surely you don't mean to imply that he would stretch the truth just because he can stretch his body. Who's to say that those comic rays that gave him his superpowers didn't mess up his mind. He's not a very reliable source. But it isn't just Greed Gizzards. Professor Spamilton has corroborated his findings. Professor Spamilton is an irresponsible alarmist. Isn't he the same guy who was telling everyone he could make their ding dong bigger?

Greed Gizzards, based on Reed Richards, is the leader of the superhero group The Furshlugginer Four.

CC 312: President Luther meets with Greed Gizzards by fpd 1-31-06

Gizzards, you're one of the greatest scientific minds in this nation. Brief me on what threat faces the earth in 30 days. After your press conference, Mr. President, I didn't think you took me seriously. Selective disinformation. I don't want to cause panic and rioting. I know you wouldn't announce something like this lightly. What's up? The planet Nibiru is going to smash into earth in 30 days. You're kidding me, right? All that talk about Nibiru has just been pseudoscience for the gullible. I wish I were kidding you. Dr. Dummkopf has created a warp between earth's and Nibiru's orbits. In 30 days, Nibiru will fly through the warp and smash into earth.

CC 312: Luther's meeting with Gizzards, continued by fpd 1-31-06

But surely there must be something we can do to stop Nibiru from hitting earth. Short of destroying Nibiru, I can't think of a thing. Now, there's an idea. We'll just destroy Nibiru, and all will be fine. But Nibiru is occupied by the Annunaki. Who are we to sacrifice them to save ourselves? It isn't the superheroic thing to do. Who gives a shit if it's not superheroic? Our planet is at stake! Aren't you cockamamie superheroes good for anything? Well, maybe we could stop it with a superhero crossover extravaganza. But I can't promise anything, since these usually happen only during the summer.