im not replying until someone is actually funny

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

H4W!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lol

I don't think Shank will get that joke.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A termite walks into a G-Unit recording session and asks

mango get me a banana!

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what if nigger meant kite

you are now cleared for replying, Tango 1

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what if nigger meant kite

A guy walks into a bar and beats the living shit out of Mother Teresa.

Ha ha!

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What others say about boorite!

your mom walks into a bar
bam she's pregnant

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/help.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

Speaking of cry for help, somebody on the intarwebs is sexually aroused by this illustration:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/overboard-4.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bars 1 by pita 11-19-04

A termite walks into a bar... Can I help you? Is the bar tender here?

Bars 2 by pita 11-19-04

A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Oops... excuse me, Miss.

Bars 3 by pita 11-19-04

A skeleton walks into a bar... Can I help you? I'll have a beer... and a mop.

Bars 4 by pita 11-19-04

A pony walks into a bar... Can I help you? I'd like a beer, please. What? Speak up, I can't hear you. I'd like a beer, please. I still can't hear you, please speak louder! I'm sorry, I had a cold and I'm still a little hoarse.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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what if nigger meant kite

help you help yourself

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What others say about boorite!

i made that hole between the breasts

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what if nigger meant kite

what is your reason for that

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

it was social commentary about my love of 2 dimensional titty fucking

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what if nigger meant kite