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manky, fuck, i have a proposition for you. within 24 hours of this post, please submit an essay detailing your feelings on Samuel Beckett--his works, his personal life, what have you. there is a 500-word minimum. whichever essay strikes me as more thoroughly researched and/or poignant, the author thereof will be added to my favorites list.

go!

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Fuck's Guide to Seduction For Men by lemur68 10-17-01

Sing to her. All women love to be serenaded. Wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH uhh...go away please? If that doesn't get her, threatening bodily violence is often effective. helo there bich, im a virgin and hate it, so stikc youre ass in the are and preppare to have sex!! othar wise i will shoot AH! POLEECE!! If she still doesn't come around, resort to murder. then die ah! i am dieing

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Hahahahahahahaa.

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What others say about boorite!

BattleTards!

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What others say about boorite!

fuck spells almost too badly. asthough hes a kid trying to seem like someone else

deisel says i

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

After all, deisel-bashing seems "cool" on this board, and deisel-wank wants to be "cool"...

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This is not my empire.

Hahahahahahahaa.

have you seen the source material? it's incredibly offensive besides being just plain stupid:

when a man loevs a women by fuck 10-15-01

wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!! taht was sexaly satasfing that hurt now im all sore!! ! but i loved it reely

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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fuck spells almost too badly. asthough hes a kid trying to seem like someone else

deisel says i

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only if you rule out the possibility that deisel is infact lying about himself in the first place and is intelligent enough for moves like that

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Fuck is a regular. I thought it was Gabe, but I doubt he would be willing to pay Internet Cafe rates to do a bit of trolling. Whoever it is, please read this: The joke has gone on too long. It has stopped being funny and started being irritating. Please stop it, or you will go blind.

As for Deisel, I always thought he was a reasonably intelligent but socially crippled kid in his mid-to-late teens, who started out being a deliberate troll, but then got bored with it and decided to try fitting in, as well as a social spazmo such as himself could ever hope to fit in. The trouble is, he is now trapped in a cycle of lies. That shit about the brother, the girlfriend, the town of Bridgemary... fucking hell, mate, just what were you trying to achieve? You have tried to fit in, and you have failed. It is now time for you to move on, learn from your mistakes, and try to do better somewhere new.

You will always be hated here. That is something you must accept. Now, fuck off.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I thought Lemur spun that shiat out of whole cloth, Habnem. Geez, how do you parody THAT?

No, I hadn't seen it. I think I was deliberately avoiding it.

Maybe you're right, DexX, but I can't think who. It sure as hell isn't me.

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fcuk u booorite and Dixx u dummasses!!!!1

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OOOOPS!

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heh

My Money is on Bunner.

I WILL BE WATCHING WITH GREAT INTEREST.

Because i am more than likely incorrect.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm willing to bet it's Gabe. I think everyone remembers Gnu Guy who was later revealed to be Gabe.

This reeks with such collosal geeknishly calculated moves on Gabe is the only one of uys that would spend enough time online to consistently post. Only Gabe is that big of a Geek.

It has to either be Gabe or someone badly impersonating Gabe.

If it turns out to be Gabe I pledge to hunt him down while he's here in Chicago, I've formed a militia and were prepared to find him at any cost. If it turns out to not be Gabe my militia is still prepared to hunt him down anyway.

By the way heres my newest comic:

Generic Title by crabby 10-16-01

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heh

My Money is on Bunner.

I WILL BE WATCHING WITH GREAT INTEREST.

Because i am more than likely incorrect.

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I didn't mean for that to sound so insulting. I meant more that bunner is too relaxed for something like that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

prefers to instead complain about how old he is = too relaxed for something like that

Yeah, I suppose that's a fine line there...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm guessing with an aspirate h and a hard s.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I ran this quote through the spellchecker and got this:

Ah, yes, much clearer...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I think you could have just started an interesting game, Wirthling.

Say something else, Fuck.

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I LIVE!

I have no alter egos here.

I'm not complaining that I'm old. I don't believe that I would want to be thirty again at gunpoint.

And no, it's not my style.

Actually, I did log on as Barry Bonds for the Fuck Barry Bonds thread. Once.

One of the reasons that I don't have a lot of posts here is that I very often can't think of anything useful to add to the threads; so I seek to follow my father's constant advice to me: "Shut the fuck up."

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Years and years ago I set up a fake alter ego on a bulletin board, and used it to go about shouting at people I didn't like in ALL CAPS. I even staged a massive argument with myself so nobody would think it was me.

Obviously I'm above that kind of behaviour now.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And numerous they are.