there is not a sentence in this strip that does not contain a song title... that said, it's not very funny (:

C.C. LXXIII: The Hits Just Keep On Coming. by habnem 10-17-01

Damn your cheatin' heart. How could you want him when you know you could have me? I can't help it. I'm hooked on a feeling. That's unforgettable. You're unforgiven. Give me one reason to stay here. I would do anything for love. Please don't go. You light up my life. You're unbelievable, you cliche-spouting hussy. Bye bye bye, bitch. Stay! Ain't no mountain high enough! I would walk 500 miles! I had the time of my life! Look over your shoulder; I'll be there! ...uhh, kum ba ya?

oh yeah--and if you squint your eyes, you can pretend that zoe is LadyJ and neal is... umm... DexX, i guess. i forgot the "forumusers" rule...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The Fab 60 (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 10-17-01

Hey Jude, help! Michelle, she's a woman -- I saw her standing there, and I love her. But I'm a loser. She loves you. What's the word? Tell me why or I'll cry instead. Do you want to know a secret? I've got a feeling it's because of my long, long, long penis. When I'm 64 inches long, she's leaving home for no one else. Wait! I want to tell you it won't be long after all my loving. I want you. All I've got to do is make us come together or something. Why don't we do it in the road? The two of us? I should have known better. Oh darling, I will, any time at all, here, there, and everywhere! Hold me tight or run for your life, I wanna be your man. Good morning, little child! Dig it, this boy says it's getting better. Happiness IS a warm gun. All you need IS love! Get back and roll over, Beethoven; I AM the walrus! Don't let me down. Hey bulldog, slow down! Honey don't, not a second time. I'm down from yesterday and the night before. I'm so tired, let it be. I'll be back, tomorrow never knows. PS, I love you. The end.

I already have rules for the next contest after I win.

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Menthol?

I think in order to win it has to be funny.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Corrected for typo.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think in order to win it has to be funny.

Well good, then it looks like I met all the requirements.

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Menthol?

CC 73 by BigEvilDan 10-17-01

You've got to help me, Doctor Worm. There's this exquisite dead guy who I just find S-E-X-X-Y. It's like everything right is wrong again. You think you've got it bad? Youth culture killed my dog, I've got a rabid child, and I'm forced to be a counsellor for psychos. Come on Doc, my emotions are in turmoil. I can't just become a robot. I can hear you have problems, but right now you're your own worst enemy. I mean, I did great things for science! I discovered a new particle, man! But order one hooker from Istanbul (not Constantinople as some claim), and suddenly... The next day outside New York City... He didn't help. I'll just have to accept fate. Kiss me, Son of God. I'm ready for that first kiss. *sigh* I need to find a way off this fucking website...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Judas Priest! by DragonXero 10-17-01

Hey Spankling, I don't know how to tell you this.. but I think I love you! Really... On your knees slave! But, I don't want to be a slave... Well, I guess I'll have to be the slave. Better by you, better than me. Hey, no Halford cracks!

Sorry about the Priest crack. I hope I win though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC73: Wimps and Posers, Leave The Hall by DragonXero 10-17-01

I am Iron Man! Damn right you are. We are brothers of metal. You're harder than steel! Actually I am made of tempered steel... Really? Erm, well then...I love rock 'n roll.

Frame 1, Clango. "I am Iron Man" is from Iron Man, by Black Sabbath.

Frame 2, Clango. "We are brothers of metal", from the song "Brothers of Metal" by Manowar.
Me. "Harder than steel" from the song of the same name by Hammerfall.

Frame 3, Me. "I love rock 'n roll", erm, I doubt this one needs explaining.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think in order to win it has to be funny.

Plus, it was utterly hilarious. :-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think in order to win it has to be funny.

No, in order to win, it has to not be a direct rip-off of someone else's comic.

It was very funny, when kaufman did it.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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No, in order to win, it has to not be a direct rip-off of someone else's comic.

It was very funny, when kaufman did it.

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Quit dicking around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What are you talking about?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm talking about dicking around, more importantly, the cessation of such activities. I was under the rightful assumption that it was obvious what I was talking about.

I guess I was wrong!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CC73: Been Caught Stripcreatin' by lemur68 10-17-01

Wha...jail?? What the hell did you do?!? I shoplifted something from the K-Mart. I been caught stealing once. When I was five. I enjoy stealing. It's as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something...man, I don't wanna PAY for it!

And I've had that damn infernal song in my head for 24 hours now....

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

I do hope you realize the irony of that comic...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I'm talking about dicking around, more importantly, the cessation of such activities. I was under the rightful assumption that it was obvious what I was talking about.

I guess I was wrong!

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Essentially, the message was directed to whoever cared to assume responsibility. Apparently you have stepped up to face the brunt of the message, therefore, stop dicking around!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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No, in order to win, it has to not be a direct rip-off of someone else's comic.

It was very funny, when kaufman did it.

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I'm confused... someone ripped someone off? Are you saying kaufman ripped someone off? I don't think he did... at least not that I recognize...

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ElTigre appears to be a bit of a Kaufman stalker. Have you seen his favourites?

Whoops! I totally missed that! Thanks!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I see now the intended irony of your inital post. You are dicking around by telling everyone to stop dicking around.

Alas, sophisticated humor like that (and kaufman's) is lost on me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC73: Cake Ape by apejuice 10-18-01

Hey Mandy. Happy Birthday. What's going on? Hello Gloria. Keep it on the D.L. but someone left the cake out in the rain all night long. I need to get a substitute, fast. So what? Don't worry. Be happy. Yours is no disgrace. Put some brass in pocket and I can give you what you need. I have an american pie here in my car. That's a relief. I thought I'd have to serve lumpy gravy and hot dogs. Is it really good stuff? Would i lie to you. This is some expensive shit. What do you think? It looks like we made it.

I forgot about the anti-social behaviour rule. Does selling cakes from the back of your car count as anti-social?

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I LIVE!

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CC73: Cake Ape by apejuice 10-18-01

Hey Mandy. Happy Birthday. What's going on? Hello Gloria. Keep it on the D.L. but someone left the cake out in the rain all night long. I need to get a substitute, fast. So what? Don't worry. Be happy. Yours is no disgrace. Put some brass in pocket and I can give you what you need. I have an american pie here in my car. That's a relief. I thought I'd have to serve lumpy gravy and hot dogs. Is it really good stuff? Would i lie to you. This is some expensive shit. What do you think? It looks like we made it.

I forgot about the anti-social behaviour rule. Does selling cakes from the back of your car count as anti-social?

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huh--i hadn't seen that either. i kinda wish i had--i wouldn't have entered this contest. doc, that is the single coolest comic i've ever seen, and i hate you for having written it instead of me. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars