I rule you!

Thank you, bitch!

Suck it dry!

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athf kicks ass

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

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no all
they see is money and control. or i
will say corporate criminals, yah
bill gates you can take that bloated
piece of "shit" xp os and stick in
your ass side ways. - by pinn

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probably my favorite episode after "Frat Aliens"

C'mon... the best episode is and always will be "The Clowning." Or the Mail-Order Bride one.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Wait... I changed my mind. The best episode is "Video Ouija" for no other reason than the fact they got the classic line "We are sofa king we todded!" past the censors.

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Yeah, and the Shaman is wearing Chuck Taylors... or some shoe like that.

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Fuck Microsoft
Microsoft is the fuckest thing in the world of computers
I would request the users to ban Microsoft by ur own because the are lisenced fuckers
U can't do any thing using Microsoft Operating systems
Every time Microsoft will show u the ASS holeeeeeeee in the form of blue screen
Microsoft doesn't care anybody
Microsoft just need money just like an prostotude
I think people can bring microsoft in the senses by rejcting their OSs and try some open sourse thingd
When u pay such a big amount and it results in blue screen!!!11 then can't do any thing except saying fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Microsoft, microsoft mother fucker.
Again I would say Just leave Microsoft and use Linux type of open sourse Operating systems thats the only way u can fuck back Microsoft

Posted by Rafay @ 12/20/2003 05:36 AM PST

i hole-heartedly agree with you

Posted by philip speers @ 11/11/2004 06:31 AM PST

how many people read this thing.....because this was written in 2003..but i do think that the sytem microsoft uses is gay. iam having problems with recieving my old product key, because it was attatched to my computer which has dissapeared off the face of the planet....bah humbug, let me follow suit FUCK MICROSOFT, and Rock direct computers

Posted by Leo Powis @ 11/21/2004 03:44 PM PST

Fuck microsft anally in eternity, their software sucks, their support sucks, their leader sucks, their coding sucks, and their ethics suck, so die, and die deservingly Microsoft you Lying fuckers.

Posted by Fuck Microsft ! @ 01/07/2005 02:33 PM PST

i agree with u dudes since i've been fked by MS-giants' new antispyware...my smooth pc was virtually fked by this so called beta version of antispyware....FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
i'll be shifting to Linux.
All dudes unite against this monster=microsoft.

Posted by lathyrus @ 01/10/2005 10:39 AM PST

After we're all done fucking microsoft, we should rob them, strap them to a tree, pour BBQ sauce on their heads and dump a bunch of flesh eating ants on their crainiums; Videotape the event and film it on pay per view as a warning to all the other would be microsofts out there. all copies of windows of course would be thrown OUT the window and then burned. bill gates would be anally pentrated by an elephant, then shat upon, and finally beheaded and quartered. And the only regret we would have is that we could only do it once...allow me to join in and proudly proclaim "FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!"

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probably my favorite episode after "Frat Aliens"

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That's why it's my favorite. Because my dad totally owns this dealership. He can totally hook you up...

Dude, i'm DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

I personally lean toward the Motorola episode. That gig was crunk.

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MC Pee Pants is always a good one.

crabby: flip my chips
frank: i'm a baller

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I have to say, "The Batman" really pisses me off

(posted by) Joker1237

after a year or so on the air,

IT still sucks lol.

Bad shows like the Batman are not cancle.

And seeing GREAT shows getting cancle like JLU.

BTAS Batman would whip THE Batman any day of the week. And thsos are not "New" designs, there just awful.

And it WOULD not suck if they stick to the comic designs.

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This isn't the underaged girl you're looking for.
You want to listen to my music.
I do not suck.

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