I notice you didn't say anything about Zaster. Is there a reason you decided to single me out?

Yes.

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What others say about boorite!

It's because you're my special chat room friend.

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And Zaster wields kittonite.

That's what the mother looks like when she's not all icky after giving birth. Hardly a gross street cat.

Reputable breeders require the buyers to spay or neuter the cats when they are 6 months old. Unless you're selling to another breeder, of course. Some breeders we know spay and neuter before the sale (at 4 months old), but vets have differing opinions about whether it is good to do it that young.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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That's what the mother looks like when she's not all icky after giving birth. Hardly a gross street cat.

Reputable breeders require the buyers to spay or neuter the cats when they are 6 months old. Unless you're selling to another breeder, of course. Some breeders we know spay and neuter before the sale (at 4 months old), but vets have differing opinions about whether it is good to do it that young.

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Like father, like son.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

They all look like common street cats that don't require breeding to me, but this is something I know nothing about. I'm sure your cats are beautiful.

Well you look like a common street... ass... guy!

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Like father, like son.

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I'm only posting this because I know how much choad wants to see it.

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So you're saying that white rhinos don't have distinctive looks and personalities?

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my cat

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

whar is teh peniS?

They've grown a bit.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

cats are ok for the elderly and such, but a dog'll stop a bullet for ya.

cats-0
dogs-1

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Kill Whitey.

How many people would own a cat if they weren't furry and cute? To me it's like staying in a relationship with someone who treats you badly just because they are attractive.

Not that I consider having a cat the same as screwing somebody.

Ok if you've read this far I might as well come clean; I do.

but you are a cat. you're a cracked out panther. your legend grows with every couch shredded or drug deal gone wrong

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what if nigger meant kite

Why do people say that cats are aloof and not affectionate? Have you people ever had cats? If you did, did you just feed them and ignore them or what? You ignore a cat and it'll ignore you. Actually pay attention to a cat and it will pay attention to you. My neighbor's cats were the sweetest things on the planet because she paid attention them. Then she abandoned them and the lonliness drove them bananas and they tried to kill people.

At least cats are honest about their feelings, unlike humans. Humans get all passive-aggressive, codependant, and require therapy. Cats just tell you to fuck of if you're being an asshole and they don't take that kind of shit.

i never said they weren't or couldn't be affectionate.

i merely pointed out that a dog not only has a higher ballistic rating, but would actually attempt to protect you instead of hiding under the bed until the scariness was over.

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Kill Whitey.

From my experience, having never been without dogs until recently, I wouldn't want a dog around when being attacked. They get underfoot and bungle things. At least cats have the sense to get out of the way (though they have been known to attack burglars).

Besides, cats are useful weapons. I plan on throwing one at an attacker as a last resort.

Only because dogs have a pack mentality and view their owners as packmates.

My cat (I say 'my' but the cat claimed me, not the other way around) is very affectionate to me, but when she's pissed off she lets me know it. I've also seen her take down rabbits twice her size; I have no doubt she would tear apart anyone who attempted to kill me, her tuna supplier.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Heard and acknowledged, but if cats looked exactly the same as iguanas, how many would you own?

Cats are for masochists, dogs are for sadists, and spouses are for sado-masochists.

There I said it (and probably spelled it incorrectly).