I actually like Sebra. And since I associate him with the 'old' Boorite, I want him back. Because lately Boorite's been like the friend you used to go out and beat up homeless people with - turned - now he works at a bank and is getting his life together. No disrespect, but that DeNiro picture/story thread still neds to be finished, and I'm pissed at you for not doing so. (iknowihardlyevenknowyouandweveonlytalkedovertheinternetandthisprobablyseemscreppysorryagain)

But boorite isn't sebra...so how does sebra coming back fix all this?

Perhaps I should have just quoted this in the first place.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'A Terrible Fight']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Am I allowed to mention boinky in this conversation or is that a bit of a faux pas?

More of a pho paw.

(That's when you find a cat's foot in your Vietnamese noodle soup.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Or a foe pa.

(When you have a fight with your dad.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

or a poe flaw, which of course

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

or a po scooter:

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I has a flavor!

I think sebra is currently posting as "BriD" in the Off-Topic forum at rateyourmusic.com.

Either that, or all of these guys who enjoy trolling as semi-illiterate doofuses tend to sound alike.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BigFrank105

I'm pretty sure involving yourself with Boinky in anyway gets you banned.

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You don't know what I got... .

lildeucecoup

That would be stupid. Boinky and Chubby both got banned for a flame war, after which they got over it and switched to Gnomz where they currently get along (as far as I can tell at any rate).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I think he was being sarcastic.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

Probably. I had a tooth ripped and I'm somewhat medicated right now.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

i will fihgt u sebra i know kung fu

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

crackpanther

I like the part where you say it's like I work at a bank. A bank would totally fire me. I like imagining myself as a Bank Captain or whatever they're called.

The old boorite you liked was the new boorite some other people didn't like, and now it seems there is yet another new boorite to like or not like. I am the new new Coke, and I don't remember changing the formula and didn't know you were tasting me. Or maybe I am a movie franchise that turned shitty, like X-Men. I agree that the first one was pretty good, and we're on III now, and it sucks some stank-ass shit, but I don't feel like a geriatric Kelsey Grammer in a blue fursuit. In any case, plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose. I know French.

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What others say about boorite!

?!?

Never meant to offend.  It's a tribute to how much I enjoyed reading what you always had to say that I said anything at all.

I could not possibly be offended. I just wanted to point out that I know some French, and I think I've demonstrated that to everyone's satisfaction. Thanks for your expression of enjoyment of my creative output. I've been meaning to output more of it and now maybe I will. BTW, did you know that Sebra has been to space?

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What others say about boorite!

Ever since they changed the formula, I find that boorite doesn't get my whites as white as they used to be. Or my colors as vibrant.

That's not a racial thing, mind you. It's a laundry thing.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I recommend this:

This one time I saw a boorite, but then it died.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I thought some people were saying "boorite" once, but it turned out they were really saying "boo-urns."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought I heard ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone.

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What others say about boorite!

I like the old boorite, the new boorite and any boorite that falls in between. Especially the boorite that would saw off your thumbs for snoring too loud.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.