RCL no. 1702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-10-07

Behind the "Stupid Fucking Cat"... What do you think of this comic contest, stupid fucking cat? Meow! I'll drink to that! I coulda had my own series, but NOOOOOOO! They went with that fat fuck Garfield... *BUUUUUUUUURRP*

Ok, you got your goddamn last minute entries.

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Poop.

cc370: Behind a young Rabid_Weasle

i still haven't washed the sheets

by mandingo, 10-10-07

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1703 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-10-07

Behind the door, waiting for HCRoyall to judge cc370... ...and then I told the guy to suck my human. That's when he went to an uncontrollable rage and deficated on my front lawn. And, then what happened? A giant sea turtle pulled up in his brand new Prius and ate the fecal matter! And, then what happened? I got a phone call from God himself instructing me to find Al Gore and peck at his eyeballs until they're good and red... *SIGH* And, then what happened?

unga bunga... not too late to contribute?

CC370: VH1's 'Captain Caveman, The Untold Story' by themushroom 10-11-07

Once the hit series went off the air, Captain Caveman needed to assimilate into modern society. He began by shaving and put away his Swiss Army Club, and got a real job. (unga bunga) Me carry you and groceries to car? Hey, aren't you...? *lubricate* His has-been celeb status sometimes got him laid, but it still didn't get him into the pants of his former costars, his real goal. He has retired to the LaBrea Tar Pits. Hullo, Brenda. Nice see you at reunion show. For old time sake, can I show you my club? huh huh! (unga bunga) Oh, Cavey Wavie... it's still no. Taffy and I have been together since 1978 and we still make each other go "zowie!" Sorry.

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Uh.....

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Poop.

Rabid wins a prize for the most half-assed comics entered in a Comic Contest.

Honorable mentions go to JStrong and biped for their entries.

Mandingo almost won it with this one:

cc370 by mandingo 10-09-07

in 2007, depressed that her walleye made her stripcreator's least-used character, WiguZoe began cutting no, i didn't I SAID, "in 2007, depressed that her walleye made her stripcreator's least-used character, WiguZoe began cutting" breaking news today as prosecutors filed 38 charges against VH1's Behind the Music series. apparently the show forced the people it was profiling to do things they didn't want to i wondered why everyone was crying on that Gameshow Host Orgy episode orgies are supposed to be fun

 

But the win will go to AngryAmerican for this comic. The last panel made it all come together for me.

Behind the Comedy by AngryAmerican 10-03-07

The celebrated SC comedy team of Ting and Ling skyrocketed to fame and fortune in the early 80's, dominating the world stage with their outrageous comedic stylings. I are funny asian girl! As are I! But success came with a heavy price. Wild spending sprees, lavish lesbian orgies, month long drug binges and alcoholism took their toll. Cmon, let's get some shit! I just need something to take the edge off... I can't do this anymore Tragically on May 4th, 1989, in a crack induced psychosis, Ting brutally slays Ling with a boxcutter in an NYC alley in an argument over drugs. 's my rock, bitch.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i would like to thank Jesus for being a constant inspiration to me as well as the entire lineup of the 1967 Steelers whom i've never met, but am confident i would have liked had i the chance meet.

i will post a new contest as soon as i can score some crack.

(the drug kind, not man-ass...)

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Kill Whitey.

i'd like to NOT thank jesus. jesus let me down a little on this one. i thought my comic was going fine, but then i turned around in the third panel and jesus had split. probably off to help some field goal kicker or the Rockies continue their winning streak or something. uncool, jesus. uncool.

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what if nigger meant kite

But I used my whole ass. :(

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Poop.

Don't complain, at least you're getting a prize.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I had a 70's cartoon character, where's my extree credit?

 

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themushroomIt wasn't enough to save your grade. You really should have gone for that handjob optional test.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

By my count, I entered just as many half-assed comics as Rabid.  Why does he win, and I don't?  I swear, it's all a popularity contest!

I TOLD YOU I USED MY WHOLE ASS!!!

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Poop.

Sounds more like handjob-required. Which would explain so much...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

RandomComicLayoutGuy

By my count, I entered just as many half-assed comics as Rabid. Why does he win, and I don't? I swear, it's all a popularity contest!

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Your comics were barely 1/3 ass by my count.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

By my count, I entered just as many half-assed comics as Rabid. Why does he win, and I don't? I swear, it's all a popularity contest!

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Your comics were barely 1/3 ass by my count.

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Well, you can kiss the other 2/3rds! ;-)