I almost gave it to kane2742 for his joke about twins, and I must give Rabid kudos for not only using his whole ass but a good chunk of someone else's to create that horrible pun about bell ringing, but I have to give this contest to mushroom. This comic made me laugh the longest:
[Click to view comic: 'CC373: Don't fear the Reaper']
Congrats. Now make the next contest and get it over with.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.