biped's ability to take it up a notch is perhaps unparalleled in this timestream

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC 373: Burning Bridges by boloboffin 11-11-07

I'm here for the job search seminar. Great. One of the most important things to do is to stay on good terms with old employers. How did you leave your last job? I'm comfortable with it. Great! Then we'll move on.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

cc373 by mandingo 11-11-07

doctor, this one's still alive! it can't be! dear god, man! you were clinically dead for 37 minutes! what did you see?? WHAT DID YOU SEE!!

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what if nigger meant kite

Amnesia in Black & White by not_Scyess 6-21-03

Remember that time we got amnesia? Nope. So what were you saying? Oh, was I saying something?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Adventures of Nietzsche 2 by Xuanwu 11-11-07

Remember when you told my son I was dead? You were right!

CC 373 : Camp Showurbalz by finn34 11-12-07

Do you remember summer camp? Hey kid, show me your balls and i'll give you a dollar. Nope.

CC 373 : CrazyNeighborMan by finn34 11-12-07

Do you remember that crazy old man, lived down the street from your mom's house? I invented vitamins. True Story. Not ringing any bells.

CC 373 : Fambily Giuy by finn34 11-12-07

Hey, do you remember a time when "Family Guy" was funny? Nope.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

CC373: Babysitting by kane2742 11-12-07

Remember that time you were supposed to watch my kids? No... Neither do they.

And one inspired in part by one of BigFrank105's entries (BigFrank105/412002):

CC373: Threesome by kane2742 11-12-07

I've had all sorts of experiences I could tell you about. Have you ever had a threesome? Yep. With twins. Awesome.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

CC373: Don't fear the Reaper by themushroom 11-12-07

Hey Melvin, do you ever wonder what Death's steely touch feels like? I will never forget that handjob.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

CC 373 by lukket 11-12-07

I don't know the answer. Can you help me. OK. Think back to the last time you were at a clothes store where they had large discounts. What is that called? Desparate housewife deathmatch Sorry. The correct answer to the question "What is the Italian word for salt" is "sale".

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[kaufman]

CC 373: Bell Ringer by Rabid_Weasle 11-12-07

Do you remeber the campanologist with no arms whom used to work in the church? Doesn't ring a bell.

[/kaufman]

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Poop.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 11-13-07

As we head into half-time, neither team has shown much in terms of offense or defense. This isn't the first time I've seen such a pathetic display. Yeah, there's less action on the court tonight than at an orgy full of eunuchs in a convent.

CC 373: Last One, I Swear by boloboffin 11-13-07

Hey, remember that hitchhiker back around Tuscon? Oh, yeah. Good times.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I will judge this sometime tonight or tomorrow.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 373: fleshback by NeoVid 11-13-07

I told you to go back home and get your father. Why didn't he come back with you? I did go home to get him but when I went in, uh... ...he wasn't home.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 373: flasher by NeoVid 11-13-07

Wasn't that ranch the most exciting place you've ever seen? What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

cc373 by mandingo 11-13-07

where'd you get to last night, Clem? seems like you up and disappeared from the bar there i was... uh... was you a killin niggers again? yes! that!

great contest idea. i could do 20 of these

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what if nigger meant kite

Just about KKKs and negros?

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Poop.

17 kkk and negros, 2 erik estradas, and 1 about boobies

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

What?  Comics about killing kites?

forgive me, I'm drunk...ish

Good With Milk by AngryAmerican 11-14-07

Remember how good those Girl Scout cookies were? I masturbate thinking of microwave warmed Samoans... HOLY FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LOUD THAT CHAINSAW IS! YEE-HA! CUT THEM LITTLE BITCHES UP! Goddamn I love Thin Mints... I love severed labia wedged between 2 Trefoils

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Kill Whitey.

I almost gave it to kane2742 for his joke about twins, and I must give Rabid kudos for not only using his whole ass but a good chunk of someone else's to create that horrible pun about bell ringing, but I have to give this contest to mushroom.   This comic made me laugh the longest:

CC373: Don't fear the Reaper by themushroom 11-12-07

Hey Melvin, do you ever wonder what Death's steely touch feels like? I will never forget that handjob.

Congrats.  Now make the next contest and get it over with.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Damn, I'm on a roll... Coming shortly.  (The next contest, I mean.)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Hunger Dream by Caricatura2008 11-14-07

I had this weird dream last night... we were talking in the basement, your face looked like... if you were starving Like...going nuts for a BIG MAC with fries? No. It was more like...you were searching for vegetables or something... Oh, I see

CC 373: "The Bomb" by cocksucker 11-17-07

Remember that time when you dropped a stink bomb? Whooo! that's a big one. How did you know about that? Every heared of CCTV?

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I know where you live, As soon as you go to sleep I will kill you! This is not a threat, It's a promise.

You don't get things do you?

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Poop.