Usually a contest needs more than 8 entries to justify a two week deadline...

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

Less, I assume you mean. And yeah, contests traditionally last about a week or a bit more, or else people 'forget about them' and then cease participating in them and in future ones.

No, I mean more.

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Poop.

his contest, his rules

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what if nigger meant kite

It burns when I pee.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 374: The FIIK Goblin edition']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I took the "not enough entries yet, this bitch goes on another week and I'll get out my whips in the meantime" tact. I don't want to drag it out past its usefulness, but don't want to cut it off before everyone gets a chance to pee in the bucket.

So whip it out.  That includes any female women here.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 374. Francis Ford Copprolaphilia']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 374. "That's a Spicy Meatball!"']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 374. Now THAT'S How You Use a Yule Log']

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Bah, the two halves ought to look connected.

X - You probably should have put the left-facing reindeer as character 4, the right-facing one as character 5, and Santa in position 6.  It'd match, though with a seam, but it's a valliant effort.  :)

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so.....

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Kill Whitey.

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'The Fuck-If-I-Know Christmas Special']

[Click to view comic: 'The Fuck-If-I-Know Christmas Special']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

At this writing, there are 18 hours left in this competition. Do or do not do, there is no try... oh wait, there is try, hmm, but just do.

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[Click to view comic: 'The Fuck-If-I-Know Christmas Special']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 374: Merry Ex-Mas']

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"Old" is the old new.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

it might be time for a coup...

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Kill Whitey.

Okay, it's over.  And only 14 hours after I said I was closing it.  Hey, a boy's gotta Christmas shop, you know.

Honorable mention to UnknownEric for assraping my funny bone with "May Your Wishes Come True".

Winner is DeathToRadio for coloring within the lines yet being funny.  Now I'm having nightmares about Abe Vigoda's nutsack, thank you very much.

Take it away, Death! 

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that one was great. i masturbated to it twice

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what if nigger meant kite

What if you lost both arms and couldn't masturbate anymore? Would life be worth living?

Anyway. I'll throw up the new contest tonight.

deathtoradiosure, i'd just train monkeys to do it

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what if nigger meant kite

Why wait till then?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Government subsidies on jerkoff monkeys are only available to the limbless.

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the fascists

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what if nigger meant kite