That is, far and away, the fucking coolest suicide ever. That's how I'd like to go out.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

CC by HCRoyall 2-12-08

So... You ready to talk about what happened with you and the Potter kid? ::sob::

BTC by HCRoyall 3-10-08

Have you seen my watch? I haven't been able to find it anywhere. You left it at your mom's; she told me to give it to you when I saw you next after I finished ramming her ass. I need to start thinking before I say things...

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Looney Toons Revisited by HCRoyall 9-18-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

(The Unofficial) Stripper Tag #8 by LuckyGuess 9-25-07

Ay! Mi rabo es grande! *glorp glorp* They're just killing us in the ratings. Fucking Kid Nation.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Hey, I've had an 8.33 comic (6 votes) for two or three days now and it still hasn't shown up on the top-rated page.  Wut up wit dat, yo?

I know it'll just get downvoted as soon as it appears, but I live for that five or ten minute window before it does.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ed's Knife's Edge X by RedfeatheR 4-13-07

Dear Dad, I think it's time you knew something. I love you. And I mean that in more than a daddy-daughter way Let's have rough sex to celebrate this love! Love, Your waiting Daughter, Kasey

RedfeatheRI'll have you know that comic is one of my favorites to date.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

#1000 Comic meets in-joke by HCRoyall 8-17-07

Two and a half years, and I finally hit the big benchmark of 1000 comics. It's a strange feeling, but I think I can describe it. it kind of feels like

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Toga Bar - Hints by up4abeer 11-21-06

Have you seen my wife? Who told you that? I have not been seeing your wife. Is it too late to pretend I did't say that?

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Shovel Ready

Introducing: Quiggly the Puppet Performer! by Hari_Nezumi 10-12-05

Sir, we've gotten complaints about your "puppet shows" you give the students. Why? Well sir, the parents don't think they're "family friendly". Oh I get it. Some tight wad saw I that had my hand up this fish puppet's "ass" and they think it's anti-Christian or some crap like that, right? Actually sir, I think they're talking about the part where you jump out and waggle you penis around with "ass candy" written on your chest. Ah.

CC 296: Snowman Physics by Hari_Nezumi 9-07-05

Vinter, bästa tiden på året. Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle? Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta! LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte! What the fuck are they talking about?

I know there's more, but they've been bumped off my list. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi

Hørt fra to svensker:

- Jag er intelligent.
- Inte jag heller.

I never knew Stripcreator needed more Swedish. Now I know.

Love your stuff, Nezumi.

Casino Royale in One Panel

I'm James Bond, bitch! Who's up for watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN? Why don't we just pummel your nuts, and start a long list of expired Bond babes?

by Namgubed, 12-19-06

New Eyebrows

Peter Gallagher's new eyebrows make Brooke Shields' new eyebrows look like Whoopi Goldberg's new eyebrows!

by Namgubed, 1-09-07

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Oh, and this one's not been downgraded quite enough yet, either.

Variation on Scyess' "Fine Print" by Namgubed 7-05-07

Your company makes two kinds of products. I bought the one that said "All Natural Flavors" Great! Not really... the ingredient list includes something called "methyl salicylate." That's not a natural flavor, is it? It's completely natural for us to manufacture that flavoring. So what the hell's the other flavor? Sodomy Sauce.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Office stuff

....So like i was saying our stocks are starting to go down. Something else is starting to go down sir. Let's hurry this meeting up.

by Tterb, 10-23-07

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horray for life. boo.

Home, Sweet Home! by Ogyaf 12-19-02

Hi, Lia! Allen, You Need A Better Home At Lia's House Is't This Better? I Miss My Trash Can. I Can't Believe Him... Much Better!

Oggy Gets Desperate by Ogyaf 5-17-04

Excuse me, ma'am Yes? Do you have a single granddaughter? No, I do not. Are you doing anything Saturday night?

Oggy Picks Up A Hitchhiker by Ogyaf 9-03-08

Sure, I'll offer you a ride. I'm totally going to brutally murder this hitchhiker...

Life's Choices by Ogyaf 9-15-08

You're twenty-five years old, you work at a burger joint, and you live in a trashcan in the slums. Yep. Why do you think your life turned out this way? I wish I knew... They bring up a good point. Why ARE we smiting him? He once ate at Denny's and DIDN'T order something off of the breakfast menu!

"Home, Sweet Home!" is my first comic -- be gentle.  "Oggy Gets Desperate" is my current top rated comic with a rating of 10.Home, Sweet Home!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Command Decision by Scyess 12-09-05

You were at the bookstore a long time. Yes. There was this book on conquering indecision. But I couldn't decide whether to buy it. Obviously, you should've. You'd think. But if I'd decided to buy it, then I wouldn't need it. Now I'm kind of surprised you made it back at all. After a few hours, I pulled the fire alarm and escaped out the back.

What They Really Want by Scyess 2-14-06

Kiss me, Jon! What? You heard me, Romeo. Kiss me like I've never been kissed before. Apparently, that didn't mean repeatedly ramming her face into giant inflateable novelty lips. Women sure are hard to understand.

Take Back by Scyess 4-06-06

See ya. I'm going to the "Take Back the Night" walk to protest sexual assault. A protest? Good idea. Because really, so many violent rapists are just unaware that what they're doing is socially unacceptable. It's hard to believe what people will to do feel like they're making a difference. Whatever. As long as they leave their teenage daugthers at home alone.

Simile DENIED by Scyess 5-10-06

You know, people are like a frugal nun. Yeah! Especially the ones who happen to be frugal nuns! Um, can I finish my witty analogy now? Not if I can help it.

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"Old" is the old new.

Sorry Scyess, can't help you as I've already voted all of those good. Which means I'm probably to blame for your nutty looking profile page right now.

Command Decision is one of my favorite Jon comics, though.

With a Rebel Yell, She Cried "Moh! Moh! Moh!"

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-07-09

Comparisons by NooniePuuBunny 3-22-09

The guy tailgaiting behind us reminds me of my former lover. How so? If he were any further up my ass I'd be on the hood of his car.

Not sure how this got added to my top rated comics list with 4 votes, someone must be slogging thru my old crap:

Bad Geek Pickup Lines: Finale by NooniePuuBunny 10-28-03

...and thats all the stuff I've got in my computer...its a nice rig, aint it? Unfortunately my laptop is away at the manufacturer because the motherboard was seriously fu-bared.. You mean you really were talking about your computer the whole time? Yeah...what did you think I was talking about? Lemmie turn off the lights and show you... :) Happy Ending oh...my.... Now...lets see how fast your "processor" is...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

New to the four-vote list:

Waiting for Godot as Visualized by an Annoying Squirrel

Is Godot here yet? Is Godot here yet? Is Godot here yet? Is Godot here yet? Is Godot here yet? ...

by Namgubed, 12-19-06

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

At the moment, these are the only ones of mine with 4 votes:

Don't Worry... by Beeko180 5-22-09

You ever think about quitting drinking? Nope. Really? You haven't even considered it? Well I think I should considering the events that took place last night... Give me a nickle and we'll get started right away sir...

CC: 428 by Beeko180 6-16-09

Wanna know what the most functional word in the English language is? Not really, no. Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit... and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit and horse shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit But I guess all this shit is irrelevant to the situation, seeming I'm supposed to be making a joke out of this.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Hidden Valley Physics

Meanwhile, back at the ranch (dressing) This salad needs more gravitrons. Pass the ranch! I've been slaving over a hot rotor turbine all day, and thats all you can say to me?! I'm leaving you, Jake.

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-28-09

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This just jumped onto my top 10 rated comics with more than 3 comics list, it's got 4 votes at the moment.

All Those Bats Would be in Jail... by Beeko180 6-15-09

Interesting fact: Number 12... Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. WITHOUT USING THEIR INDICATOR?!?!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Currently 4 votes:

Black Ice by Beeko180 6-28-09

Hey, hey. I got a surprise for you! I sent Michael Jackson to hell!!! But everyone loves him. DAD, I DID IT AGAIN!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Maybe not my best ever, but it's had 4 votes for about 8 months and it bugs me.

This Actually Happened XV c by Scyess 4-20-07

Presidential contender Barak Obama today said that guns should be kept away from the mentally ill. When asked what we should do with all those guns, the candidate said, "I dunno. Maybe we could hand them out to children so they can protect themselves at school." When our reporter moved in to ask another question, Obama pulled out a Bowie knife and said, "backoff, nigga! ima cutcha!" Fo' shizzle!