You have mined 1 Tin ore.

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Poop.

What am I examining posts for?

Clues?

I'm addicted to an MMORPG. It's called Reality. I only log off to sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm addicted to MMPR, my favorite is:

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'm addicted to an MMORPG. It's called porn. I can only log off once every couple hours.

I'm addicted to a MMORPG. It's called killing prostitutes. I only log off to get more gas for the lawnmower.

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Poop.

I'm addicted to an HMORPG. It's called Blue Cross Blue Shield. I pay a huge subscription fee every month to pretend that I'll be covered in case of an accident.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'm addicted to an ELMORPG. It's called Tickle Me! and I only log off when a desperate parent punches me in the head and steals it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What's runescapes, Precious?  What's runescapes?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i'm addicted to an IPORPG, its called the Stock Market and in it i pretend i have a clue about what the hell i'm doing and lose huge sums of money doing it.

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Kill Whitey.

I'm addicted to crack-cocaine.

BigFrank105Poser.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm addicted to rehab, but I don't really know what to do about it

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You have to run from the dragon.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on the west

and south. There is a grating securely fastened into the ground.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?

>_

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

drink scroll

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That does not computeth. Type HELP is thou needs of it.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

It spells RUNescape for a reason :(

The_young_scotGo Dennis

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

For great justice!

Oh yeah, I went there. I'm totally bringing it back.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

HCRoyall

Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false