Mug O'Java 5 by AngryAmerican 9-09-08

My neighbor lets her children run wild through my yard at all hours of the morning while she sleeps in. So I piss on the little bastards from my second story window. Don't look at me like that. They're fuckin Jews.

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Kill Whitey.

cc399: Scyess, Weakly by mandingo 9-09-08

You know what I hate about shopping?! Yup. Mexicans. I was going to say, "The lines." Lines of Mexicans. Well, true.10 or Less is the most annoying. If only every Pamper and Pig Ball counted individually...

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what if nigger meant kite

Tard Boy and Finkelman by NeoVid 9-09-08

I really liked that little guy we met yesterday. That reminds me, he told me he was really offended about you calling him "Shorty." I had no idea. I'll make sure it never happens again. Next time we see him, make sure I tell him he needs to get taller.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

test by dcomposed 9-10-08

i am testing a new feature cool did it work?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hands Free Hal by dcomposed 9-10-08

One fine day... Would you show these people to their table please. We've already exceeded our quota.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Neodexaspastica 53.6: Oh Four Oh One Oh Four Oh Parodiso by lima 9-10-08

...so when the tea-leaves form a square, like this, the chinks think it means to be wary, because bad things will happen. I'll summarise; you're fired. Keep looking at the cup, Chang, there's more...

Wow, lots of good stuff here.  I rated so many of these good that the honorable mentions would outnumber the comics that didn't cause a tingly feeling in my nether regions.

Judging this was difficult because so many entries were spot-on in their takes on other strippers and classic comics.

Runners-up, though would go to:

Mandingo for Doppelgangbangers

HCRoyall for cc399

Seanator for Victims of 9/11

But, the winner is RANDOMCOMICLAYOUTGUY for this comic:

CC 399: Random Comic Layout #326,948,847 by biped 9-03-08

I'd like to order some slightly incinerated chunks of dismembered chicken corpses-- FUCK! I'm facing the wrong way! Excuse me? Stupid random layout! I can't wait on you because I'm not facing you. We'll have to think of something else! Err...maybe...you could be someone who refuses to wait on aliens. Thus, you turn your back on them. Ahh! Well, that's our play, then-- FUCK! We're out of space!

Oh, wait.  That comic was by biped.

Happy birthday, biped, CC 400 is all yours!

Holy shit, I haven't won one of these in so long I'm not sure I remember what I'm supposed to do next.

Thanks! I don't deserve it. And yet I do--oh-so-richly--super-deserve it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Comic says it all. Here.

Famous Debates- Inspired by Seanator. by Beeko180 9-11-08

I have slept with ten women I have slept with 29 women and 1 man. I have overpopulated Goodna. I have overpopulated America The End. I have six moles on my back. I have a freckle on my weewee.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

can't argue with that pick

i mean i could, but i assume it would be futile. maybe arguing plus free steaks. for you. to have. steaks.

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what if nigger meant kite

In  a way, I win by surogacy!  YAY!!