RCL no. 1959 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-09

Dude... What happened to you? Rape! OMFG! You got RAPED? Almost. More like ATTEMPTED rape... Well, who attempted to rape you? Some big-ass red thing with a three foot appendage who kept saying his name is "robot" spelled backwards!

Music to My Rear by AccentuateNegative 3-02-09

It started out consentual...I just wanted to have a good time. Don't blame yourself. You're the victim here. The next thing I knew, I was bent over with two fists forced up my ass and I had to hand over $10 to get them out. Ten bucks, you say? It was called...a convenience charge. TICKETMASTER!

get those last minute entries in, i'll judge this sometime tomorrow

evil_dgood call. the only way you'd have been more in the spirit of the contest is if you'd asked me hoping i'd say no, so you could post it all the harder

Ungreatthe more, the merrier

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what if nigger meant kite

I tried to force out a series, but it sprayed me with pepperspray before running for help.  So here is my standalone (I'll get that bitch later):

cc#418-Tenta from Outer Space (1) by NooniePuuBunny 2-28-09

At the Tentacle-American club: Hey, Silas! Didja hear about Benny? Yeah! I know. He's been locked up for that abduction/assault case with that japanese prostitute. They found her glued to the wall in an alley. Its hard to believe he'd be capable of such a thing. Oh I know he wouldnt do a thing like that, they have the wrong tentacle monster. He always took them out to dinner, raped them in a classy hotel, and thanked them for a lovely evening before dropping them home.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Wow.  I'm actually posting something.

CC 418: RAPE gang by Scyess 3-04-09

Welcome to this month's meeting of the Raging Anthropomorphized Pseudopodal Extremeties. Issue #1 on tonight's agenda is improving our image in society -- especially as it relates to Japanese school girls. A closely related Issue #2 is finding a better acronym for our club. How about the Association of Neighborly but Angry Limbs?

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"Old" is the old new.

Um. You probably need to read something specific about English history to get this...

CC418 - Sussex and rapes by lukket 3-04-09

Sort of a sequel to http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/lukket/386707 Are you Matt's teacher? Yes. What's all this I hear about you teaching him about sex and rape? I'm his history teacher. I don't teach about those issues. Wait, I don't hope you refer to the bits about the administrative divisions of South England?

 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 1962 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-04-09

...so, I says to the bitch, "Put out or get out!" So, she says, "I'm getting out!" So, I says, "Not so fast, skank!" That's when I raped her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The arraignment is this Friday...

RandomComicLayoutGuy

Oh god, I lol'd at that one. 

CARLOS ZAMBRANO TRAPS KERRY WOOD DURING SPLIT SQUAD GAME by crabby 3-04-09

Don't you fucking move. Don't you say a god damn word. I will shove you into a locker so hard your head will spin. I will make you suffer. I will break you like a fucking Gatorade tank. RAPE

lots of good entries in this one. and by good i mean wrong. and by wrong i mean i jacked it to most of these. and you were a part of that. so in a way, you're now gay.

honorable mentions to these three:

RCL no. 1962 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-04-09

...so, I says to the bitch, "Put out or get out!" So, she says, "I'm getting out!" So, I says, "Not so fast, skank!" That's when I raped her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The arraignment is this Friday...

but in the end i had to give it to:

Water Cooler. by Ungreat 2-26-09

You've got to be forceful if you want to get ahead here. Suppose your right. Now get the hell in there and show Smith you're regional manager material. Eye of the fucking tiger. Little while later.... He raped me.

congratulations, Ungreat. you win the rape contest. that last sentence alone will keep you from being president someday. have fun with cc419

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what if nigger meant kite

Cool, I actually won something.

And all it took was rape!

It's been nearly 10 hours without a new contest being put up!

*goes into withdrawl*

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yea come one lets go!

I say we hold down Ungreat, take off his underwear, stuff one of his socks in his mouth and FORCE him to make a new contest!!!! Oh yeah, and then we rape him

Didn't realise the winner started the next contest, whoops.

Before I start one what are the rules?