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Comic Cup Physics by Kitty_Kat 12-09-01

So I said "Those nocturnal herring certificates aren't going to amputate gravitons by themselves." Ha Ha What the fuck did you say? I was wearing my earmuffs.

Jack T. Physics by andydougan 12-07-01

So I says, "Well, them sinners ain't gonna get into Heaven by doin' good works!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about? (John 14:6) Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through me”. Oh, right.

Max physics by KajunFirefly 12-07-01

Brad and Max Hey Max, you know, your Cowboy Physics strip has caused quite a stir, everyone's going crazy for it! What? Cowboy Physics? Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! What the fuck was I talking about?

Telemarketer Physics by BigEvilDan 12-06-01

So I says, "Them marketing surveys ain't gonna answer themselves." Ha, ha! Why the fuck am I talking to you?

Confused Physics by BigEvilDan 12-06-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck was that about?

[Click to view comic: 'More Attourney General Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Attourney General Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Quickies!']

[Click to view comic: 'Bok Choy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Babel Fish Physics - Mark V']

[Click to view comic: 'Babel Fish Physics - Mark IV']

[Click to view comic: 'Babel Fish Physics - Mark III']

[Click to view comic: 'Babel Fish Physics - Mark II']

[Click to view comic: 'Babel Fish Physics - Mark I']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics; Take Five']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics; Take Four']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics; Take Three']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics; Take Two']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics; Take One']

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Dallas Cowboy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Gayboy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowpie Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Zerowing Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'moh Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics and Sesame Street']

[Click to view comic: 'Clinton Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Farmer Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman physics']

[Click to view comic: 'asiangirl Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Killjoy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Baby Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Physics Metaphysics']

[Click to view comic: 'Alien Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'spankling physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Norwegian cowboy physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Cow Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Clappy Physics Thing']

[Click to view comic: 'Santa Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Santa Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Clippy Physics (It had to happen some time)']

[Click to view comic: 'Maternal Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 75: Cowboy Parody']

[Click to view comic: 'COWBOY PHYSICS (CONCLUSION)']

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Finally I bring you..........

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Cowboy Physics II: Electric Boogaloo by itsclark 10-23-01

What the fuck are you talking about? E=T^2/b(f^2-m*4) T=b/n(3*v^2/ac) g=L-2b[(v/L)*(v/b)] c=b[(R/4)2^b] X=E^T(g/c)   ?   Why couldn't you have said so in the first place?

Battlefield Physics (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 10-22-01

One day in the trench... ...So I said, "Well, those stealth bombers won't generate megatons by themselves." Ha ha! Soldier, what the fuck are you talking about?

Battlefield Physics (A tribute to ElTigreMask2K) by BigEvilDan 10-19-01

One day in the trench... ...So I said, "Well, those stealth bombers won't generate megatons by themselves." Ha ha! Soldier, what the fuck are you talking about?

Battlefield Physics by kaufman 10-19-01

One day in the trench... ...So I said, "Well, those stealth bombers won't generate megatons by themselves." Ha ha! Soldier, what the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy physics (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 10-18-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Physics - Guest Starring the Asian Girls']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 68: Physics 101']

[Click to view comic: 'Dolphin Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Grody to the max (Valley Physics)']

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Several New versions:

I Think So Physics by Beeko180 4-02-09

So I says to that guy.... The guy with the.... LONG TAIL???

Cowboy Physics: Redemption by themushroom 11-25-08

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Where the fuck has this background been since 2006?

template: The Cowboy Physics Joke by themushroom 11-25-08

(narration: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...) (cowboy1 always starts with So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!") (cowboy2 only says Ha, ha! ... oh yeah, and hit the Clone button after you select the cow- boys but before starting the dialog) (no dialog in this panel, just the two cowboys starting at each other) (this panel is for the pregnant pause -- it seems silly but people really dig the joke so just accept the format) (the cowboys had the night off so the default Asian girls are filling in tonight) (cowboy2 now says What the fuck are you talking about? ... or some derivation thereof)

Blagojevich Physics by christopher7murphy 1-25-09

One day in Illinois.... I refuse to follow the guidelines of impeachment because just like in the old west, I am already a hung man! Ha ha ha ha! Wait! What the fuck are you taking about?

And the original Cowboy Physics:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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FUCK! IF THERE'S A MODERATOR, COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE THAT?

I meant to post this one:

Killing Physics by Beeko180 5-08-09

I'm going to kill you kid. Well I'm not going to play along. But the victim playing along is nearly three quarters of the fun! How am I supposed to have fun killing someone if they aren't playing along? I know a perfect way... Why am I so dumb?

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Never mind I just deleted that comic and remade it. It's all good. :)

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