RCL no. 2050 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-27-09

Now the anti-Obama rumor mill is getting WAY out of hand... I did not know that! I'll pass it along... Did you know that before President Obama was a com-munity organizer in Chicago, he spent three years in Somalia training to be a PIRATE? I did not know that! I'll pass it along... Did you know that before President Obama was a com-munity organizer in Chicago, he spent three years in Somalia training to be a PIRATE? I did not know that! I'll pass it along... Did you know that before President Obama was a com-munity organizer in Chicago, he spent three years in Somalia training to be a PIRATE?

CC 434 - also they tend to stink by lukket 9-27-09

I'm so law abiding that I don't dare watch any movies with a 3.1 rating on IMDB. With so few decimals, how can I know they're not Pi-rated?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

rawrr

CC 434: Captain Unintelligible by Namgubed 9-27-09

Cluck! Yaarrraahhrrr-aaarrraahhrrr!! Aye, Captain, I'll see to it straight away. What the heck did he just say? He said, "Thar's a large yardbird a-starboard!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/deathtoradio/sets/walktheplank/416555

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/deathtoradio/sets/walktheplank/416557

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/deathtoradio/sets/walktheplank/416584

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/deathtoradio/sets/walktheplank/416811

Let's try that again.

Walk the Plank 7 by deathtoradio 12-24-07

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum... Whoa, there lads, try to keep your hands to your... ...good god man, leave some green spaghetti for the rest of us!

 

Walk the Plank 4 by deathtoradio 12-21-07

Arrr, you smell matey. I order you to take a pirate bath. What the hell is a pirate bath? Pits and privates only. Ayyyy, captain.

Walk the Plank 2 by deathtoradio 12-20-07

Argh. It's been six long months since I've planted my flag between the legs of some sex thirsty wench. The closest thing to cleavage out here is Butch's plumbers crack. Oh look at that, I dropped my pencil. I'll get that for ya, captain.

 

Walk the Plank 3

I'll give you three seconds to get back on the flag.

by deathtoradio, 12-20-07

 

Walk the Plank 6 by deathtoradio 12-24-07

Who likes short, shorts? I like short, shorts! Arrr, you've got a dangler, there. I know. Ok, just so you know. I do.

Judging of this here puppy will take place in about a day.  Consider yourself forewarned.

CC434: The perils of sea travel by evil_d 10-01-09

I will make a meal of your mind. We be pirates, matey. Ye'll not find enough brains fer a soup 'twixt the whole crew. Then I will require a sacrifice of fourteen of your comeliest virgins. After six months at sea, ye'll not likely find any o' them aboard either. Fine... what can you do for me? I kin validate yer dockin' ticket.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A Pirate's Life by biped 10-01-09

Uh, yeah, I be lookin' for thong underwear...uh, somethin' nice and piratey, and that won't ride up me-- Wait a minute. "Thong underwear"? For a PIRATE? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! Hello, Better Business Bureau? I'm a pirate, and I'd like to report-- Hey, fuck you, asshole. We don't do "pirates." Well, I'm ready to come back to work here, Mr. Floyd. Can I have my old cubicle back? Sure, if you gargle my balls like an espresso machine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I see many of you scallywags decided to plunder the poop deck for all its worth, which was commendable. Some honourable land lubbers included Biped's day in the life of a pirate, Namgubed's Captain unintelligible, and RCCola's Actual conversation

Also quite fond of the kaufman-esque pun's, culminating in the the 3rd place (or second loser if you want to think that way)

Lucket's 'also they tend to stink' which I think was masterful

 Getting his pieces of eight was Evil_D with the sublime return of the emo pirates, was quite taken by the modest mouse quip,and the 'perils of sea travel' almost swung the ship to port. Sadly the emo pirates will have to just write songs about their failure to win a second time

But with a broadside of entries, walking the plank towards comic competition 435 is Choadwarrior

Notably x found the spot for this entry

Navigator by choadwarrior 4-14-08

I be thinkin' of buyin' a carrrr. Cutlass? Yaris.

Congrats ye salty sea dog.

Thanks, Gov, for burying your pieces of eight in me booty!

Wow, I wish I would have thought of that line a day ago.

I'll try and get a new one up tomorrow.